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THE WORLD’s FIRST SEX TOY FOR TRANNIES
Female-to-male transsexual and porn star Buck Angel touts itself as “the Famous Man With A Pussy.” Because one of the most pressing social problems of our time is not a $20-trillion-dollar national debt but the fact that women who think they’re men suffer from a dearth of sex toys explicitly designed for their gender confusion, Mr. Angel is now releasing the “Buck Off,” a disturbing little suction-cup device that allows female-to-male trannies to pretend that they have a penis and are stroking it. According to Buck Angel:

Some trans guys have spoken to me about not wanting to touch their genitals “€•specifically their vaginas “€• because they are not connected to it as male. I totally understand that as it took me years to get to the place where I am now and feel totally sexually comfortable with my vagina “€• and toys helped with that.

You are hereby ordered NOT TO WATCH a video of Buck Angel using the Buck Off device on its oversized clitoris, because chances are high that you will immediately kill yourself.

THE WORLD’S FIRST RACIST AMPHIBIAN CARTOON CHARACTER
The Anti-Defamation League, an organization which exists to ensure that white males are the only group it is permissible to routinely defame in our society, has added the beloved Internet cartoon character Pepe the Frog to its “Hate Symbols Database.”

A spokesfrog for the frog community referred to Pepe as a “Granny Smith Apple,” a derogatory term used by frogs to describe self-hating frogs who are “green on the outside but white on the inside.”

By now, anyone who hates hatred is aware that evil white supremacists have been using (((three parentheses))) to signal that someone is Jewish. On Twitter, a certain (((Alex Goldman))) recently posted an image that lists other sinister and hateful code words that these dastardly hatemongers are using to avoid being squashed by the ban-hammer of the tech giants’ all-leftist censors:

nigger = google
Jew/Kike = skype
Spic/Mexican = yahoo
Gook/Chink = bing
Muslim/Arab = skittle
gay (men) = butterfly
lesbian = fishbucket
tranny (mtf/ftm) = durdens
liberals/dems = car salesmen
conservatives = Reagans
libertarian = a leppo

An article on Quartz, bemoaning the fact that “no censor can be absolute,” explains how Alt-Righters are slyly forcing giant Internet companies into banning their own names via tweets such as “Chain the googles / Gas the yahoos.”

If you don’t think that’s funny, you can go Facebook yourself.