October 23, 2016
Hillary Clinton
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GOP OFFICE FIREBOMBED
In what would have been the biggest news story of the week if it had happened to a Democratic Party office, a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed last Sunday morning to scant media fanfare. Last weekend over 20 cars were vandalized with spray paint outside a Trump rally in Maine. And this all coincides with Wikileaks revelations that the DNC conspired to hire “mentally ill“ people to disrupt Trump rallies and incite violence. And this all occurs in a media climate that may grudgingly admit that although one side is committing nearly all the violence, the other side deserves it because they”re inciting the violence with…words.
‘NIGGER’ TAKES STAGE IN SANTA MONICA
The world-renowned Compton Herald made this startling announcement in its October 17 edition:
A “Nigger” will be on stage in Santa Monica, tonight.
(Kindly forgive the misplaced comma; we”re dealing with a local ethnic newspaper here.)
The word “nigger” is the star of the show in Kyle Bowser’s tour de force play Trial By Jury: The Case of the N Word, which played only one night at the Broad Stage in Santa Monica, CA. Bowser tells a reporter for the Compton Herald that the first time he was called “nigger” was as a child, whereupon he promptly punched and knocked down the white boy who said it, later receiving hosannas from all the black adults in his neighborhood and leading to a lifelong obsession with the word “nigger.”
As any good liberal knows, saying bad words is far worse than the heroic act of punching people in the face for saying them.
MULATTOS RISING
The HR chief for social-media job-networking titan LinkedIn is in a heap of trouble for using the word “mulatto” while bending over backwards trying to explain that she thinks diversity is, like, totally cool. In an interview with Fortune, Pat Wadors explained:
Me, personally, I’m an introvert, a woman”I have dyslexia and a daughter with an intellectual disability and mixed family relations. My niece is mulatto; two of my sisters married black gentlemen.
Mulattos everywhere erupted in fury that Wadors did not use the preferred terms “mixed-race” or “biracial.”
And in the latest perverse twist to an exceedingly perverse campaign season, BuzzFeed founder Jonah Peretti claims that while at a Manhattan dive bar with Ivanka Trump eight to ten years ago, she told him, “I”ve never seen a mulatto cock, but I”d like to.” Ms. Trump calls the allegation “a complete and total lie,” although mulatto penises across the nation were quite likely very flattered.
