March 13, 2016
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The Week’s Most Dramatic, Dogmatic, and Traumatic Headlines
U.S. SOLDIERS SUBJECTED TO “WHITE PRIVILEGE” BRAINWASHING
The website Judicial Watch has obtained US Department of the Army documents showing that 400 soldiers at Fort Gordon, GA were forced to watch a PowerPoint presentation about “White Privilege” last April.
The typo-ridden presentation was titled “Power and Privilege.” It reveals that the following glistening gems of fact-free doctrinaire Cultural Marxism are being injected into US soldiers’ malleable brains:
Race privilege gives whites little reason to pay a lot of attention to African Americans or to how white privilege affects them….Our society attaches privilege to being white and male and heterosexual regardless of your social class….Imagine a school or a workplace where all kinds of people feel comfortable showing up. [sic] valued, accepted, supported, appreciated, respected, belonging. [sic] Something very powerful keeps this from us….The truth of this powerful forces [sic] is everywhere, but we don”t know how to talk about it and so we act as though it doesn”t exist….
Other Army training materials dub conservative organizations as “hate groups” and paint those who “talk of individual liberties, states” rights, and how to make the world a better place” as “extremists.”
In other words, the US Armed Forces are being brainwashed into viewing average Americans as the enemy.
DUTCH COURT: IT’s OK TO CALL MUSLIMS “RAGING ASS SLAMMERS”
An Amsterdam court has acquitted a Dutch man of hate-speech charges after he was filmed referring to Muslims as “raging ass slammers” in a 2010 documentary called Wilders the Movie. The film’s namesake, anti-immigration/anti-Islamist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, is currently facing an array of hate-speech charges for daring to suggest that The Hague would be best served if it harbored “fewer Moroccans.”
LESBIAN PUNCHES HERSELF, CLAIMS SHE WAS VICTIM OF HATE CRIME
An extremely burly and butch lesbian who claimed to have been punched and spat upon last summer after a concert by country musician Toby Keith has pleaded guilty to filing a false police report.
After the alleged attack in a bar parking lot after the concert, the mannish alleged victim, Central Michigan University faculty member Mari E. Poindexter, posted the following account on Facebook:
I hardly turned and he punched me in the face….I didn”t know who it was; I was curled up in the fetal position on the ground to protect myself….As I lay crouched on the pavement, he called me a cross-dressing fag…[He] spat on me, leaving before I had the chance to get up.
According to police, the handsome Ms. Poindexter became nervous when informed that the bar had surveillance cameras in the parking lot. She eventually confessed to punching herself in the face in order to raise awareness of LGBT issues.
Speaking of “issues,” the court’s sentencing includes an order for Poindexter to “take meds as prescribed.”
RACIST $5 BILL TRIGGERS MEXICAN RESTAURATEURS
The Latino world reeled in shock and disgust and dismay to learn that a five-dollar bill that was “used to buy delicious Mexican food” at a California restaurant contained scribblings such “STOP THE MEXICAN INVASION OF THE USA.”
According to the restaurant’s Facebook page:
“Invasion” is an entrance that’s troublesome or harmful, as in a disease…To take possession or overrun. Infringement by intrusion. You know… kind of like when Europe colonized the world. Are you saying that you want Mexican cuisine but not Mexican bodies?
Yes, that seems to be what they’re saying. Problem?
RACIST LYNCHING AT JOE’s CRAB SHACK
A black couple in Minnesota remain shocked, confused, disgusted, triggered, nauseated, and emotionally destroyed after finding a placemat at a local Joe’s Crab Shack that featured an 1895 photo of a legal public hanging of a black man in Texas. The cartoon balloon emerging from the victim’s mouth said, “All I said was that I didn’t like gumbo.” The couple allegedly did not eat their meal; instead, they contacted the local NAACP and, if history is any indication, will likely seek to drive the restaurant out of business and its employees out of jobs.
