Pastor James David Manning

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HILL & BILL’s EXCELLENT SLUR-LADEN ADVENTURE
Dolly Kyle has always been undeniably more sexually attractive than Hillary Clinton, which may explain why Bill Clinton reportedly had an ongoing sexual relationship with her starting briefly after high school and extending into his marriage to the potato-shaped presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and self-proclaimed crusader for the oppressed.

In a new tell-all book called Hillary: The Other Woman, Kyle claims that both Hill ‘n’ Bill routinely used the sort of insensitive epithets that progressives only wish they could pin on Donald Trump. Among Kyle’s allegations:

“€¢ Hillary referred to an unnamed Jewish person as a “stupid kike” and a “fucking Jew bastard.
“€¢ Bill called Jesse Jackson a “goddamned nigger.”
“€¢ Hillary referred to white people in Arkansas as “ignorant hillbillies.”
“€¢ During an Easter egg hunt for developmentally disabled children on the Arkansas state house grounds, an agitated Hillary asked, “When are they going to get those fucking ree-tards out of here?”

At press time, Hillary Clinton’s fanged vagina was unavailable for comment.

CHICAGO GANG SHOOTING CAUGHT LIVE ON VIDEO
Antonio Perkins, AKA “Cicero Yayo,” was a 28-year-old black gang member from Chicago’s South Side who filmed his own death at the hands of rival black gang members last week. Clearly America has a gun problem. We must repeal the Second Amendment so that subliterate and unemployable oppressed urban males are forced to stab and beat one another to death instead.