July 03, 2016
Florida
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TRUMP AND SANDERS SPEAK OUT ON JOBS, SOUND REMARKABLY SIMILAR
His Holiness Donald Jehovah Trump recently delivered a speech entitled “Declaring America’s Economic Independence.” It aggressively hammered on how global elites have eviscerated the American middle class and left “millions of our workers with nothing but poverty and heartache.” Trump took special aim at the Trans-Pacific Partnership, noting that Bernie Sanders claimed that Hillary Clinton “voted for virtually every trade agreement that has cost the workers of this country millions of jobs.”
Writing for the aggressively anti-Trump New York Times, whose largest shareholder is Mexican oligarch Carlos Slim, Bernie Sanders hit on many of the same anti-globalist themes as Trump. But unlike Trump”who managed to be conciliatory toward Sanders in his speech despite the fact that his economic acumen dwarfs that of the blinkered ideologue Sanders”Vermont’s Most Famous Jewish Socialist took several potshots at Trump, all of them cloaked in the same harum-scarum unquantifiable nonsense about hate and division and bigotry. This is clearly because Donald Trump is a gracious man, while Bernie Sanders is an apopleptic rageball who belches hatred with every word he speaks. This may be partially due to the fact that Trump beds world-class beauties whereas Sanders’s wife looks like the guy on King of Queens.
TRANNIES COME TO THE ARMED FORCES…AND POSSIBLY THE U.S. SENATE
Because the most pressing issue facing Americans these days is the need to force everyone to parrot the obvious lie that men who think they”re women are actually women rather than deluded men, the US Armed Forces have now lifted their ban on “transgender people” in the military. This is a good and non-dangerous thing, because it’s not as if any mental case such as Bradley Manning would ever suddenly declare he’s a woman after compromising US intelligence.
In Utah, a thirty-year-old dude who calls himself “Misty Snow“ will challenge incumbent Republican Senator Mike Lee this fall. Mister Snow is “the first transgender nominee from a major party to run for a U.S. Senate seat,” and if he winds up occupying that seat, you can bet your bottom dollar that only perverts will be sniffing it.
MAYOR OF TOWN WHERE TRAYVON MARTIN WAS KILLED IS CARJACKED AT GUNPOINT
Mayor Jeff Triplett of Sanford, Florida”the town that gained national notoriety after cherubic black youth Trayvon Martin was gunned down by George Zimmerman after repeatedly smashing Zimmerman’s head into the concrete”was recently carjacked and robbed at gunpoint by a trio of teens who divested him of his wallet and Mercedes. One of the suspected perps remains unidentified, while the other two accused assailants are named Jermine and Demarcus. But we will not mention their ethnicity because it is only relevant when they are the victims.
