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NEW YORK RABBI SAYS FEWER THAN ONE MILLION JEWS KILLED IN HOLOCAUST
Because we here at Taki’s Magazine are staunch egalitarians, we find Jewish intersectional squabbles to be equally as funny as all other kinds of intersectional squabbling”€”maybe even more so!

Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi is an extraordinarily Jewish man based in the extraordinarily Jewish town of Monsey, NY. He is described as “ultra-Orthodox” and recently gave a lecture in Queens that yielded the following shiny nuggets:

If you look at the percent of assimilation that there was in Europe, which already reached 80 percent, it’s reasonable to assume that 80 percent of the 6 million were not Jews. The truth is that not even 1 million Jews were killed. Not that this is, God forbid, an insignificant number, it’s massive, but there is a difference between 1 million and 6 million.

To be precise, that difference is 5 million, all of whom Mizrachi depicted as “total goyim.”

Jews and non-Jews alike assailed Mizrachi for being a self-hating Holocaust-denying traitor to his people, and Mizrachi likely brushed away their criticisms like dandruff flakes off his yarmulke probably because he doesn’t consider any of them to be real Jews.

DON’T YOU DARE “MISGENDER” ANYONE IN THE BIG APPLE
If you are an employer or landlord who is so foolhardy as to even think of referring to a man who thinks he’s a woman as a “man,” you may be forced to cough up a cool quarter-million dollars in damages for triggering the notoriously fragile emotions of people who suffer from the mental illness known as gender dysphoria. A new set of guidelines farted out by the New York Commission of Human Rights allows “transgender” employees and tenants to sue the polyester pants off those who refuse to use the tranny’s “gender pronoun” of choice.

It doesn’t even matter that “misgender” is even a real word, just as it apparently doesn’t matter that these dudes aren’t even real women.

In other news about this admirable, perfectly well adjusted, and not at all mentally ill or delusional special-interest group, a “gender-confused” Englishman perished “after he set fire to his penis in a bid to become a woman.”