January 22, 2017

ELDERLY GERMAN MAN CONVICTED OF DISTRIBUTING ANTI-MIGRANT “€œHATE”€ LEAFLETS
An elderly German man identified only as “€œWilfried M.”€ has been handed a suspended three-month minimum prison sentence for the thoughtcrime of handing out leaflets that referred to Muslim migrants as “€œparasites”€ and accused them of being “€œdisrespectful, demanding, and ungrateful.”€ German citizens are routinely prosecuted for airing such honest opinions. The fanged lamprey known as Angela Merkel is threatening to ramp up such prosecutions until the indigenous German public either prostrates itself even further or finally grows back the balls that were lopped off in 1945.

KINDERGARTEN MUSLIM HATE-CRIME HOAX
Last November a national news story emerged from Charlotte, NC, alleging that a kindergarten teacher “€œcontinuously harassed and recently assaulted”€ a five-year-old Muslim boy in her class.”€ It as alleged that not only did the teacher encourage other students to bully him, she choked him to the point where another teacher had to physically restrain her. But a thorough police investigation found “€œno evidence that the alleged incident actually occurred.”

EIGHT PEOPLE SHOT AT MLK RALLY
The most unfortunate thing about otherwise peaceful rallies is when they get violent. In Miami last Monday as thousands gathered to “€œcelebrate peace on MLK Day”€ at a local park, the communal harmony was temporarily disrupted when shots rang out, injuring eight, one of them critically. Young people with colorfully spicy names such as Lajada, Nakya-Senat, Alfanesha, and Kionna were hurt in the gunfire. This tragedy is clearly the handiwork of the KKK, although statistics would suggest that such a thing is almost mathematically impossible.

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