April 24, 2016
Rick Ross
Source: Wikimedia Commons
BASEBALL LEGEND FIRED FOR CRITICIZING TRANNY BATHROOM LAWS
Retired Major League pitcher Curt Schilling is a six-time All-Star and three-time World Series champ. But because the most important thing about America’s pastime is whether or not men who have penises but claim to be women can use the ladies’ bathroom, Schilling has been fired from his gig as a commentator at ESPN.
Schilling’s thoughtcrime was to cite an image of an obese tranny that was accompanied by the following text:
LET HIM IN! TO THE RESTROOM WITH YOUR DAUGHTER OR ELSE YOU’RE A NARROW MINDED, JUDGMENTAL, UNLOVING, RACIST BIGOT WHO NEEDS TO DIE!!!
Under the image, Schilling commented:
A man is a man no matter what they call themselves. I don”t care what they are, who they sleep with, men’s room was designed for the penis, women’s not so much. Now you need laws telling us differently? Pathetic.
Calling itself an “inclusive company,” ESPN released a statement last Wednesday that they’d fired him for expressing opinions they sought to exclude.
On his blog, Schilling was impenitent:
You frauds out there ranting and screaming about my “opinions” (even if it isn”t) and comments are screaming for “tolerance” and “acceptance” while you refuse to do and be either.
By now it should be evident to anyone who’s half awake that the chief behavioral trait of the “tolerant” is intolerance.
MAN TRAINS PUG TO WORSHIP HITLER
A tattooed-and-pierced Scotsman is apologizing to the world for teaching his male pug to Sieg Heil and asking him if he wants to “gas the Jews.”
Explaining that he has a dark sense of humor and sought only to irritate his girlfriend, Markus Meechan uploaded a video where he shows the roly-poly pug a video of Hitler speaking. Meechan is also repeatedly shown asking the pug whether he wants to “gas the Jews” and teaching it to raise its paw in a Roman salute.
The video quickly went viral and of course raised the ire of the UK’s seemingly countless Jewish leaders. Claiming to be “freaked out” and “panicked” by the backlash, Meechan explained that he’s the furthest thing from a Nazi; he even lifted his shirt to reveal a hammer and sickle tattoo in order to prove it.
NEW ZEALANDERS PONDER RENAMING LOCATIONS NAMED “NIGGER”
In a move to reflect New Zealanders’ self-perception of being a more “modern, tolerant” society, more than two-thirds of the members of the nation’s Geographic Board have recommended renaming Nigger Hill, Nigger Stream, and Niggerhead as Kanuka Hill, Steelhead Stream, and Tawhai Hill, respectively. Why is it that “modern” and “tolerant” always come pre-bundled with “humorless”?
