Derrick Stafford and Norris Greenhouse, Jr.

Source: Louisiana State Police

MOM PUBLICLY HUMILIATES SON FOR MAKING “€˜HOMOPHOBIC”€™ COMMENTS
Whereas parents used to shame their children for being homosexuals, now they publicly shame them for being “homophobic.” That’s what a South Carolina mother recently did after her son allegedly made “homophobic remarks in school”: She shaved his head nearly bald, wrote the word “BAD” on the back of her child’s head, placed him in a tutu and women’s boots, and paraded the fruit of her womb around a local Walmart. That’ll sure teach the li’l nipper not to grow up psychotic.

HOMOS, TRANNIES, AND SCIENCE
In a recent interview for Brazilian TV, lesbian schoolteacher Camille Paglia decried that “we’re in the late phase of culture” and that one of the Seven Seals of the Apocalypse was “this transgender mania now.” Paglia also made the following scientifically sound statement that will naturally be deemed “transphobic”:

Sex reassignment surgery, even today with all of its advances, cannot in fact change anyone’s sex, okay. You can define yourself as a trans man, or a trans woman, as one of these new gradations along the scale. But ultimately, every single cell in the human body, the DNA in that cell, remains coded for your biological birth.

Scientists from the David Geffen School of Medicine“€”yes, there’s actually a medical school named after a flamingly gay media mogul”€”have announced that a limited study of identical twin brothers where one twin is gay may show differences in their DNA’s methylation processes that could possibly enable experts to predict homosexuality with 70% accuracy.

And a cross-university study in Italy claims to have found a correlation between having “a general antipathy towards homosexuals” and having a “mental disorder.” These studies are nuts.

PLEASE MAKE THIS MAN THE U.S. SECRETARY OF EDUCATION
Although University of North Carolina criminology professor Mike Adams delivered a speech titled “Get Out of My Class and Leave America” in late August, it only went viral last week and deserves to be partially excerpted here simply because it’s so ballsy. Condemning “the growing minority of students who believe they have a right to be free from being offended,” Adams warned the incoming class:

If we don”€™t reverse this dangerous trend…in our society there will soon be a majority of young people who will need to walk around in plastic bubble suits to protect them in the event that they come into contact with a dissenting viewpoint. That mentality is unworthy of an American. It’s hardly worthy of a Frenchman….The ever-growing thinned-skinned minority you have joined is simply ruining life in this once-great nation.