May 28, 2017
MUSLIMS BOMB MORE EUROPEANS AT CONCERT FOR LITTLE GIRLS
Contrary to a popular misconception, Ariana Grande is not a caffeinated drink at Starbucks. She is instead a 23-year-old teenybopper superstar with an estimated net worth of $35 million. Last Monday night while Grande was performing in Manchester, England before a mostly young and female audience, a bomb exploded at her concert, killing 22 and injuring at least 60 more.
The suicide bomber was 22-year-old Salman Abedi, a British-born Muslim of Libyan descent whose family allegedly flew a Libyan flag outside their English home.
Authorities are cautioning everyone not to be Islamophobic.
THREE SHOT AT VIGIL FOR SHOOTING VICTIM
A memorial service was held in Memphis last Friday for teen mother and high-schooler Myneisha Johnson, who was struck down a year ago by a stray bullet. The shooter was never caught, but we can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that, considering this nation’s history, it had been fired from a Klansman wearing blackface and an Afro wig. Friends and loved ones gathered to describe Myneisha”known affectionately by those close to her as “Shugnug””as “a young woman with a bright future…who brought sunshine into their lives.”
Alas, the somber service was interrupted as “Shots rang out while people were gathered at a vigil to remember a victim of gunfire.” Witnesses say that two cars pulled up and peeled off about 100 rounds. Three mourners were shot, none of them fatally.
FRENCH DOCTOR RESIGNS AFTER ENCOURAGING THE RAPE OF FRENCH WOMEN BY NONWHITES
A French physician has resigned from the whole medicine-man profession after facing heat for a 2015 blog post in which he appears to encourage the rape of French women by nonwhite invaders in order to breed Old France out of existence. In an essay titled “Impregnate the female of the FN [Front National],” Dr. Theirry Lecoquierre wrote:
Since [right wing women] are part of the recipe for crossbreeding their own pale race, let’s use it against her side. Let us sexually overcome these stupid, brainless women without hesitation, for the survival of a smiling humanity….Refusing the advances of family planning, every pregnancy will result in a little half-breed, a mongrel, an artist that she will eventually come to love….Blacks, Negroes, North Africans, Jews, leftists, gipsies, disabled, Freemasons and even my gay friends, in solidarity: bring up your hard [penises]! Let our consciences sleep under the pillow, and jump the right-wing tail that’s on offer….Hail to a vast altruistic copulation. Provide multicoloured descendants to the sinking country of France….With one goal: kill the [right wing] poison in the egg.
Lecoquierre was squeezed into quitting his post after receiving a disciplinary reprimand from Upper Normandy Order of Physicians. It is assumed that he is still living somewhere in France, which”hypothetically, but of course”shouldn”t make him too hard to find.
STUDY EXPLAINS WHY LESBIANS EXIST
Researchers from the University of Nicosia in Cyprus have released a bombshell of a study that claims to have found the evolutionary reason for why lesbianism exists. It is not because we live in a suffocating patriarchy where men’s oppressively selfish and abusive behavior drives women into one another’s arms (and one another’s laps). It is not because women are necessarily”or at least let’s say not always“better than men at the delicate art of cunnilingus. No, the answer is much simpler”lesbianism exists because it turns men on.
