May 14, 2017

James Comey

James Comey

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DUMB FLORIDA EX-CONGRESSWOMAN FACES PRISON TIME
For 24 years, Corrine Brown represented a district in northern Florida as a member of the United States Congress despite being so dumb she could make a pocket watch stop merely by looking at it. When corruption charges were brought against her for misappropriating charitable contributions totaling nearly a million dollars, she said she was being persecuted just like crack-smoking former DC Mayor Marion Barry. Brown also shrugged the 22 counts against her as meaningless and empty charges, adding that she could easily charge any of the reporters who asked her about it with being pedophiles. When the boundaries of her gerrymandered political district were recently redrawn, she compared it to slavery.

Now she has been convicted of 18 counts of tax fraud, mail and wire fraud, and conspiracy. She faces a potential 277 years in prison, which as everyone knows is the average length of sentences unjustly doled out to pedophile slaves accused of smoking crack.

STUDY: “€œRHETORIC”€ ABOUT RACIST POLICE SHOOTINGS IS “€œNOT CONSISTENT”€ WITH STATISTICS
Even though cities have burned and countless people have been beaten and murdered over the narrative that white cops are hunting down and murdering innocent black people at random, a recent study published in the Journal of Criminal Justice finds that all the violent, hysterical hyperbole is not based in reality:

Although the data are limited, the patterns are not consistent with the national rhetoric that the police are killing Blacks, particularly unarmed Black men, more than others because of their race and that officer-involved shooting fatalities are increasing; fatalities are generally stable….

TWIN STUDY: IT’s NATURE MORE THAN NURTURE
A meta-analysis of studies from nearly 3,000 publications and including nearly 15 million sets of twins will come as a bitter pill to all the blinkered fanatics who believe that environment rather than genetics determines a human’s destiny:

For a majority (69%) of traits, the observed twin correlations are consistent with a simple and parsimonious model where twin resemblance is solely due to additive genetic variation….Our results provide compelling evidence that all human traits are heritable: not one trait had a weighted heritability estimate of zero.

In other words, if you try to raise a baby cheetah in a Park Avenue penthouse, it will likely wind up destroying your belongings and killing you, no matter how nicely you treat it.

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