June 08, 2015

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A CRIMINAL PROSECUTION FOR “€œHATE SPEECH”€ IN MONTANA
Twenty-eight-year-old David Lenio of Flathead County, MT, is known for using social media to make what might be described as, well, “€œintemperate”€ comments:

USA needs a Hitler to rise to power and fix our #economy and i”€™m about ready to give my life to the cause or just shoot a bunch of #kikes …

I hope someone goes on a massive killing spree in kalispell school because I’m so poor I can’t afford housing and don’t care about your kids.

Now that the holocaust has been proven to be a lie beyond a reasonable doubt, it is now time to hunt the Nazi hunters.

Lenio is now not only being prosecuted for making threats”€”which is itself a stretch since in their vagueness they don”€™t constitute what are legally defined as “€œtrue threats”€”€”he is also being charged under a Montana hate-speech statute for criminally defaming Jews as a group. Ironically, one of the comments that led to Lenio’s prosecution was the allegation that Jews “€œhate free speech.”€

10 CRACKA COMMANDMENTS
At least to the naked eye, religion professor Christopher Driscoll appears to be white”€”extremely white, even.

Yet that doesn”€™t stop him from lecturing other whites about their problematic whiteness. On his blog, Shades of White, Driscoll solemnly issued “€œ10 Cracka Commandments”€ to shame whites into becoming more ashamed of being white in order that they can help uplift their black brethren, who obviously feel no shame and wouldn”€™t feel any even if Driscoll tried to shame them, which of course he never would.

Driscoll counsels the relatively unashamed whites to always “€œremember that white privilege is real, even if you do not understand it.”€  He urges them to “€œstart discussions with other white people about black lives mattering.”€ He instructs them to “€œTreat the ignorant with compassion, but hold them accountable.”€

Driscoll is the author of White Lies: Race and Uncertainty in the Twilight of American Religion. What any of his severe and possibly incurable ethnomasochism has to do with religion is anyone’s guess. You”€™ll have to ask him. We didn”€™t want to.

STUDY: “€œKEPT”€ MEN ARE MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT
According to a recent study out of the University of Connecticut, married men whose wives are the sole breadwinner are the most likely group to cheat on their spouses. It is theorized that many of these randy tomcats may cheat to restore the lost sense of masculinity they feel by having their woman slave away to provide all of their needs. An alternate theory is that it feels mighty nice for a man to never punch a time clock while enjoying multiple female sex partners. Hey, at least it’s a theory…some would even call it a dream.

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