Tom Arnold

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WOMAN THREATENS TO COMMIT ARSON AND BOMBING OVER FALSE RAPE CHARGE
It has long been established beyond the five-o’clock shadow of a doubt that false rape charges are a myth perpetrated by the type of man who sees it as his birthright to drag any woman whom he fancies into an alley and dump his seed into her without fear of arrest or reprisal.

Having said that, we find it hard to believe that a female crackhead in England was recently slapped with a restraining order after threatening to either bomb or burn down the house of a man she’d falsely been told had intercourse with an underage female.

Thirty-one-year-old Kellie Marie Johnston, an unemployed couch-surfer who claims she smokes crack daily, was reprimanded for a June 3 incident where she stood outside the man’s house shouting the following threats:

Come out here you fat cunt, if you don’t come out, I’ll come back with more people and bomb you….Watch me set your house on fire….I’ll be out in three months, I don’t fucking care….Watch me set your house on fire when I’m released, I’ll bomb your house.

After failing to apologize to the victim of her threats, Johnston was set loose to surf on couches and smoke crack until her heart explodes.

FAT NORTH KOREAN BOY-CHILD TYRANT MORE POPULAR THAN SENILE DEMOCRAT NANCY PELOSI AMONG REPUBLICANS
One huge advantage that the chubby little pickled radish known as Kim Jong Un has over the walking plastic-surgery catastrophe House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is that he is far too young to be as senile as she is.

Another is that he hangs out with Dennis Rodman and she doesn’t.

Another is that fact that according to a recent Daily Beast poll, more self-identified Republicans have a positive view of Kim Jong Un than they do of Nancy Pelosi. When it comes to the quotient of Republicans who have a “favorable” view of him, Un edged out Pelosi 19-17. We suspect that he would also beat her at arm-wrestling and a hot-dog-eating contest.

HUNGARY TO SOROS: BITE ME
Hungarian-born pterodactyl foreskin George Soros is a globalist financier who admitted to 60 Minutes that as a child during World War II, he pretended he was Catholic rather than Jewish and helped strip Jews headed toward concentration camps of their jewelry. He also said he had zero regrets, because if it hadn’t been him, someone else would have done it.

Due to what are apparently some extraordinarily twisted guilt complexes, Soros now seeks to destroy European culture and its people by flooding the continent with hostile aliens.

Hungary is one of the few European countries to actively rebuff the EU’s dictates that all nations under its dominion submit to soft genocide by erasing its borders and embracing the invaders.

Last week in Budapest, Hungary’s parliament passed a bill known as the “STOP Soros” law. Not only does the bill criminalize the act of helping migrants who don’t qualify as refugees to seek asylum, another resolution passed last week that forbids an “alien population” from settling in Hungary.

According to Interior Minister Sandor Pinter:

The STOP Soros package of bills serves that goal, making the organization of illegal immigration a criminal offence. We want to use the bills to stop Hungary from becoming a country of immigrants.

Finally we have a nation that realizes “a nation of immigrants” is no nation at all.

AFRICAN COUNTRIES: NO AFRICAN REFUGEES FOR US, THANKS
Amid this manufactured “migrant crisis” that threatens to thrust the planet into another World War, we hear very little about the fact that not a single African nation has agreed to take in African refugees. Although these dusky opportunists who are pouring up from south of the Sahara to paddle their way onto the European mainland undoubtedly feel some sort of Pan-African consciousness or at least more of an affinity for Africans than for Europeans, officials in Libya, Algeria, Egypt, Tunisia, Niger (a country also known as the “N” word), and Morocco have told these humble migrants to kick rocks and keep swimming toward Europe.

According to Tunisian ambassador Tahar Cherif:

We have neither the capacity nor the means to organize these detention centers. We are already suffering a lot from what is happening in Libya, which has been the effect of European action….The proposal was put to the head of our government a few months ago during a visit to Germany, it was also asked by Italy, and the answer is clear: no!

Then again, there is no evidence that any of these alleged “refugees” actually want to stay in Africa, so maybe it’s a non-issue.

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