February 03, 2014

Atlanta, Georgia

Atlanta, Georgia

CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH (DESPITE ALL THE EVIDENCE)
As part of what Steve Sailer termed PC’s “€œwar on noticing,”€ black groups at the University of Minnesota”€”groups who are so hell-bent on racial self-identification that they go by names such as “€œthe African American and African Studies, Black Faculty and Staff Association, Black Graduate and Professional Student Association, Black Men’s Forum, Black Student Union and Huntley House for African American Males”€”€”have petitioned the school to avoid using racial descriptions when posting crime alerts. Ian Taylor, president of the Black Men’s Forum, lamented that “€œThe repeated black, black, black suspect…what that does [is] it really discomforts the mental and physical comfort for students on campus because they feel like suspicions begin to increase.”€ Crime victims are counseled not to notice their assailants”€™ skin color so as to avert any future instances of such discomfort.

Although we”€™re only a month into the year, it’s going to be hard to top this essay by a thin white female yoga student as she breaks down in tears after a yoga class where she noticed a fat black yoga student seemed uncomfortable. We know we”€™re not supposed to notice things, but we”€™ve noticed that black people always seem to be uncomfortable around fragile, self-loathing, and effusively apologetic white writers.

Still, it’s a good thing that segregation ended and that blacks are freely permitted to roam public schools and shopping centers. If they make you uncomfortable, you need to check your privilege and learn that your comfort doesn”€™t matter.

THE INFURIATING PERSISTENCE OF WHITE MALES”€™ EXISTENCE
Last week white males continued to get blamed for everything and mostly continued to take it on the chin.

A white male geek at the Guardian penned an essay encouraging readers to “€œfight the white maleness of geek culture.”€ It seems as if suicide would be a good start for this fellow.

Apple Computer has promised to “€œdiversify”€ its board of directors after accusations that it is “€œa notoriously homogenous company.”€

Black female musical artist Azealia Banks, who”€™d likely be eating clay and swatting at flies if it weren”€™t for old white guys, has complained about the “€œold white guys“€ at her record label.

Adweek advises that companies hire more women in order to foster the unquestionably noble mission of helping to “disrupt the white male hegemony.”

Elsewhere last week there were complaints that there are too many white males in philosophy, computer science, and firefighting. Media Matters, which routinely assails the idea of white overrepresentation in media but to our knowledge has never made a peep about a far more egregious level of statistical Jewish overrepresentation in media, says there are too many white males on Sunday political programs.

It is assumed that nearly all of the above complaints were lodged using technological devices that white males invented.

Oh, and Detroit? White people killed it.

SOCIAL-JUSTICE HYSTERIA: THERE’s AN APP FOR THAT
The Tumblr Argument Generator is a handy-dandy new tool that will randomly spit out blog entries and Tumblr insults that perfectly emulate the screechingly hateful illogic of the Social Justice Warriors who claim to be on the side of love and enlightenment. We enjoyed it for hours. Now GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC, YOU WHITE WOMYN-OVERPRIVILEGED CARNIST.

 

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