August 09, 2015

FARRAKHAN SEEKS 10,000 SUICIDE SOLDIERS
World-renowned calypso singer, violin player, and bowtie wearer Louis Farrakhan recently delivered a speech in Miami that contained the following nuggets of joy:

I am looking for 10,000 in the midst of the millions, 10,000 fearless men who say death is sweeter than continued life under tyranny….Death is sweeter than to continue to live and bury our children while the white folks give the killer hamburgers….Death is sweeter than watching us slaughter each other to the joy of a 400-year old enemy….So if the federal government will not intercede in our affairs, then we must rise up and kill those who kill us. Stalk them and kill them and let them feel the pain of death that we are feeling.

Outrage over these blatantly violent terrorist racial threats spread like wildfire through the Internet and the world’s major news media. Oh, wait”€”no they didn’t.

TARGET STORES ROLL OUT UNISEX KIDDIE-TOY PLAN
The general-merchandise conglomerate Target Corp., valued at over $50 billion, has decided that its kids’ section was guilty of peddling the fraudulent gender binary and the discredited theory that sexual dimorphism exists in the animal kingdom.

After what was likely a minuscule number of complaints by a gaggle of dedicated loudmouths, Target has announced it is “Moving Away from Gender-based Signs” and will soon remove gender-specific labels from children’s bedding and toys. The kids’ clothing department will still be gender-segregated, at least for the time being. But the day seems nigh when all boys will be forced to wear pink tutus whether they like it or not.

THE COMING WHITE BACKLASH AGAINST “LATINIZATION”
A report released in the journal Ethnicities and written by two California academics says the USA is on the cusp of a demographic “Latinization” which may trigger a WASP “backlash”:

By the sheer force of numbers, the kinds of adults that Latino students become will dramatically shape the future history of this country, as the former white majority becomes a minority population, at least in terms of number….In fact, the current struggle that persists in Arizona may well be a bellwether for the potential backlash that is bound to ensue in others parts of the nation, as the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant population no longer enjoys the political security associated with their past majority status….

Is it wrong to bristle against a perceived loss of power? Only if you’re a masochist.

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