Steve Bannon

Source: Wikimedia Commons

MUGABE REFUSES TO PROSECUTE MURDERERS OF WHITE FARMERS
On Monday, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe—who at 93 is the oldest national leader on Earth and the only one to still rock a Hitler mustache—announced his refusal to prosecute the murderers of at least a dozen white farmers in a purge that his government sanctioned. “Why should we arrest them?” he asked a cheering rally.

Under Mugabe’s rule, the once relatively prosperous nation of Rhodesia has become 99.4% black. It has suffered hyper-inflation at 250 million percent and a 90% unemployment rate. Four of every five Zimbabweans live on $2 a day. An estimated 14% of adults have HIV. Just as Haiti is an example of what happens when you kill all the white people, Zimbabwe is rapidly becoming an example of what happens when you kill all the white farmers.

13 KILLED BY JIHADIST-DRIVEN VAN IN BARCELONA; MOBS TEAR DOWN ISLAMIC MONUMENTS
ISIS has claimed responsibility for a terror attack on Wednesday in Barcelona that involved a jihadist plowing his van into crowds of tourists, killing at least 13 and injuring over 100.

Throughout Spain and the rest of the West, mobs took to the streets denouncing Islamic supremacy, shaming Spain for its 700-year rule at the hands of Muslims, and demanding the removal of Spain’s countless public monuments devoted to honoring Islamic history.

Just kidding. The only acceptable protest in the West these days involves open self-flagellating displays of cultural and demographic suicide.

BOSTON RALLY CANCELED BECAUSE “FREE SPEECH” NOW EQUALS “WHITE SUPREMACY”
A “free speech” rally planned to take place in Boston Common on Saturday was shut down by chanting hordes demanding an end to “white supremacy” and “hate.”

Mind you, none of the rally’s promotional literature and none of the planned speakers uttered a peep about “white supremacy” and “hate.” This story is only included to suggest that in the future, anyone who supports free speech will be labeled a “white supremacist.” Don’t say we didn’t warn you.