June 01, 2015
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BALTIMORE, BLOODY BALTIMORE
What’s been referred to by the Pansy Press as “unrest“ in Baltimore”which makes it sound like insomnia rather than violent mayhem”continues unabated.
Over Memorial Day Weekend in Charm City, 29 people were shot, nine of them fatally. Last Thursday in separate incidents, a woman and a young boy were both shot fatally in the head, bringing the city’s homicide tally for May to 38 and making it the bloodiest month in Baltimore since 1999.
Many blame this on the idea that the rioting over Freddie Gray’s death while in police custody has effectively erased the Thin Blue Line in Baltimore. Police bookings in May numbered only half of what they did a year ago. According to Police Commissioner Anthony Batts, residents in war-torn ghetto areas are making it impossible for police to do their job: “Our officers tell me that when officers pull up, they have 30 to 50 people surrounding them at any time.” According to one West Baltimore resident, “It’s so bad, people are afraid to let their kids outside. People wake up with shots through their windows. Police used to sit on every corner, on the top of the block. These days? They”re nowhere.”
“I”ve never seen anything like it,” claims Baltimore City Councilman William Welch. “The shootings and killings are all over the city.”
A mere 100 miles away from Baltimore, a white Philadelphia family residing in the city’s nearly all-black Juniata section claims they were mobbed and beaten by local blacks on Memorial Day. A father and his two daughters were hospitalized for head trauma after “a group of around 20 people, mostly women and teenagers” attacked them on their front porch. The unnamed father says his family has been repeatedly attacked and smeared with racial epithets over the past year and that in one incident, local residents threw bricks at his children.
Diversity is strength!
BLACK WOMEN CRAVE ATTENTION FOR GETTING KILLED BY POLICE, TOO
Amid all the recent attention paid to black male victims of police shootings, certain black women are feeling a bit attention-starved.
Armed with funds from George Soros’s Open Society Foundation, something called the African American Policy Forum released a report called “Say Her Name: Resisting Police Brutality Against Black Women.” Without a trace of apparent irony, the report asserts that “Black people in the US are routinely targeted for state violence.” It goes on to document several cases of black women shot to death by police; as luck would have it, many of these incidents began when police “targeted” the women for driving stolen cars.
MANDATORY APARTHEID AT “PROGRESSIVE” SCHOOL
Manhattan’s Fieldston Lower School charges parents $43,000 a year to send their kids to what appears to be a Cultural Marxist indoctrination camp.
Fewer than half of the school’s students are white and presumably all of them are in the process of being brainwashed, yet this apparently doesn”t stop these little racists from burdening the nonwhite majority with savage microaggressions such as the following:
A girl puts her hands in another girl’s hair; a boy asks his Asian friend where he’s really from. A number of years ago, a white student in a fourth-grade biography unit delivered a presentation on Jackie Robinson while in blackface….
To help rectify such soul-destroying horrors, the school has now enacted a controversial program wherein students are required once a week to break off into racial “affinity groups” comprised of kids of their own race. These groups are supposed to be “safe spaces””a gag-worthy phrase if there ever was one”where students can discuss racial matters without fear of condemnation. New York magazine calls the program “a kind of enlightened segregation.”
After discussing racial issues while segregated by race, the students are then expected to mingle again with other races and continue discussing race, and the naïve sheltered school administrators say they believe this will lead to harmony rather than conflict.
It’s already led to disharmony among parents. When a Jewish parent complained at a public meeting that he felt unwelcome among whites, a black parent reportedly scolded him for being able to pass as white, a presumed luxury that was unavailable to nonwhites. As we all know, nonwhites are forced to suffer the endless indignities of never being blamed for anything bad that ever happened throughout human history, especially when they”re disadvantaged enough to attend $43K-a-year private schools.
