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The Week’s Most Hideous, Insidious, and Perfidious Headlines

ISRAEL PISSES OFF THE WORLD
In response to the thousand or so glorified firecrackers that Hamas has lobbed into Israel from Gaza, Israeli ground forces entered the open-air concentration camp to commence bombing hospitals and murdering Palestinian boys playing hide-and-seek on the beach. At press time, Israel is winning the body-count competition by a lopsided clip of around 400 to 18. Although Knesset members are effectively calling for genocide, the United States Senate predictably supports Israel in this unfair fight, as does blobfish-faced dwarf Bill Maher.

The rest of the globe isn’t quite so keen on Israel’s actions, seeing as how nearly all of the Palestinian casualties are civilians and about a quarter of them are children. Images of Palestinian boys and girls maimed in the onslaught are helping to stoke outrage across the planet. Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, whose country has been rocked by protests outside Israeli embassies, says the Zionist state is guilty of “barbarism that surpasses Hitler.” In Belgium on Saturday, street protesters led a chant of “Slaughter the Jews.” Anti-Israel protests in Kashmir led to the shooting death of a teenage boy by government forces. Police in Paris fired stun grenades and teargas canisters at pro-Palestinian protestors. London saw perhaps the largest mass protest, as an estimated throng of 100,000 crammed the streets to support the Palestinians.

Israel has a history of overplaying its hand in such situations, but they may finally be running out of cards.

THE BLAME IN UKRAINE FALLS MAINLY ON WHO SHOT THE PLANE
Malaysian Airlines, easily the world’s unluckiest passenger-flight provider, had one of its planes shot down with a missile from 33,000 feet in far eastern Ukraine last Thursday, killing all 298 people onboard.

Since there would be no apparent motive for either the Ukrainian army or Russian separatists to shoot down a commercial airliner, this is very likely a case of mistaken identity, and both sides have scrambled to blame the opposition for the tragedy while looters are picking corpses clean of their belongings.

The Kremlin’s media has claimed that Ukrainian forces were gunning for a nearby plane containing Vladimir Putin. The Russian government was allegedly caught altering a Wikipedia entry that blamed pro-Russian rebel forces for the attack to blame the Ukrainian military instead. A female reporter for RT (formerly Russia Today), which is largely perceived as a Russian government propaganda outlet, quit in disgust at what she called the agency’s “misinformation” campaign. In response, RT posted the following statement on their website:

In our coverage, RT, unlike the rest of the media, did not draw conclusions before the official investigation has even begun. We show all sides of the story, even if everyone else has already decided which side is to blame.

Obviously, most of the Western media, as well as the Ukrainian government, have decided that Russia is to blame. Ukrainian officials claim to possess “compelling evidence” that “this terrorist act was committed with the help of the Russian Federation.”

So although the attack’s motive remains unclear, what’s clear as day is the fact that each side has a compelling motive to blame the other side.

THE CLOWARD-PIVEN-OBAMA STRATEGY
Despite the fact that the Obama Administration and its media eunuchs claim that the current border crisis consists almost entirely of “children” who are fleeing government violence in Central America, evidence is emerging that at least as many and possibly five times as many recent border-crossers are not “unaccompanied minors.” And instead of deporting them, the federal government is doing the job of the so-called “coyotes” by completing the smuggling process and dumping the new arrivals across the country without even notifying state officials”€”all at the taxpayers’ expense and against the overwhelming popular will. Anyone who dares to make a peep about this is reflexively branded a foul bigot who sadistically enjoys watching children suffer. The feds are also effectively silencing reporters who dare to investigate conditions in the temporary warehousing facilities.

Although we’re being promised that these vibrant new arrivals will enrich our nation and boost the economy, odds are that they will almost unanimously be net tax consumers rather than taxpayers. Naysayers will be deemed insane for suggesting this is part of a strategy to drain the welfare system until it collapses. And one will reflexively be smeared as a racist for stating that the true goal is culture-busting and “ethnic replacement.”

HEY, ERIC”€”HOLD THIS
Ferret-faced Attorney General Eric Holder is yet again pulling the race card to deflect all criticism of the Obama Administration. He told ABC News:

There’s a certain level of vehemence, it seems to me, that’s directed at me [and] directed at the president. … You know, people talking about taking their country back. … There’s a certain racial component to this for some people. I don’t think this is the thing that is a main driver, but for some there’s a racial animus.

He apparently doesn’t consider the possibility that if there is indeed any “racial animus,” it may have been caused by the fact that he has been a consistent racial anus who has called America “a nation of cowards” when it comes to race, who refuses to treat white males as a “protected class” when it comes to bias crimes, and that he’s such a nitpicking half-breed seething with racial hatred for Middle American whites that his Department of Justice is now investigating an anti-Obama float in a Nebraska July 4 parade.