Sarah Jeong

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Last Wednesday The New York Times announced that it had hired 30-year-old Sarah Jeong as their lead technology writer, praising her “verve and erudition” and forgiving the fact that the sourpussed, pan-faced, smug-beyond-all-reason kimchee-nibbler sometimes dyes her hair pink.

Jeong was born in South Korea. You may have heard of that country, seeing as how around 35,000 mostly white male American soldiers died to save it from communism’s grip and to enable ingrates such as Sarah Jeong to come here and yip endlessly about how much she hates white men.

As much of a dick as I am, I couldn’t imagine moving to Korea and harassing everyone about their evil doctrine of Korean supremacy. It seems…rude?

Here are some of the things Jeong said about white people on Twitter from 2013-2016:

Dumbass fucking white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on fire hydrants

oh man it’s kind of sick how much joy I get from being cruel to old white men

Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins

basically i’m just imagining waking up white every morning with a terrible existential dread that i have no culture.

I dare you to get on Wikipedia and play “Things white people can definitely take credit for,” it’s really hard

“It has been my personal experience that when Asians hop on the social-justice train, they are by FAR the most fanatically anti-white group of all.”

have you ever tried to figure out all the things that white people are allowed to do that aren’t cultural appropriation…there’s literally nothing…like skiing, maybe, and also golf…white people aren’t even allowed to have polo, did you know that….like don’t you just feel bad? why can’t we give white people a break…lacrosse isn’t for white people either

#CancelWhitePeople

fuck white women lol

1) white men are bullshit
2) no one cares about women
3) you can threaten anyone on the internet except cops

I just realized why I can’t stand watching Breaking Bad or Battlestar Galactica. The premise of both is just “white people being miserable”

it must be so boring to be white

White people have stopped breeding. You’ll all go extinct soon. This was my plan all along.

Guess who’s not getting a Christmas card from me this year?

As the left-wing press—AKA “the press”—tells it, a bunch of right-wing trolls and headhunters and racists and meanie-faces erupted in unrighteous outrage when Jeong’s tweets were publicized, and these hateful, lynch-mobbing bastards actually sought to have her fired, which only demonstrates the depths of their hatred and depravity. You heard me correctly—the same “woke” zombies who’ve spent the past generation actively trying to destroy people for expressing unapproved opinions were crying foul that people are finally turning the same tactics against these bloodthirsty leftist nerds.

Fear ye not, however—The New York Times claimed it had been aware of Jeong’s tweets when it hired her and although they do not officially “condone” her statements, they must be understood in the context of her being a “young Asian woman” who faces constant racial harassment online and who was only imitating the racial abuse of her tormenters and who now realizes it was the wrong tack to take even if it was pure in spirit and she promises not to do it again, at least not for a while. After all, Jeong says her comments were “intended as satire” and all you butthurt white males really need to grow up and learn how to take a joke.

The Washington Post’s Eli Rosenberg said that Jeong merely “spoke sarcastically about white people,” which I suppose is true in the same sense that Julius Streicher spoke sarcastically about Jewish people. Writing for Ezra Klein’s Vox website, self-described Jewish person Zack Beauchamp—who epitomizes the testosterone-sapped leftist urban bugman—holds our hands and softly explains to us that saying all manner of bad things about white people and even gloating about their extinction is not the same as saying it about any other group because, duh, white people hold the power:

The sentence “white people run America” may use most of the same words as “Jews run America,” but the former is mostly true while the latter is an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory.

Thanks for clearing that up, Zack.

Jeong’s legions of similarly chicken-chested enablers rushed to school us dimwitted bigots about how it’s impossible to be racist against white people because, you know, institutional power and white supremacy and 400 years of slavery and the 6,000,000 who died in the Holocaust and that poor tap-dancing black man on The Lawrence Welk Show and how historical structures of oppression and unfairness create obstacles for women of color such as Sarah Jeong to the point where Asian Americans live eight years longer than white Americans and have a mean household income a cool $20K higher than that of white Americans. Being Sarah Jeong means graduating from Harvard and getting an editorial position at The New York Times and coming from a fiercely nationalistic and ethnically homogenous homeland to which you are free to return at any time, American dollars in hand.