Jim Goad

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Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.He is the former editor of "ANSWER Me!" magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn't know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


Media

Argumentum ad Fox Newsem

Argumentum ad Fox Newsem

I haven’t had a sip of alcohol in thirty years and I’ve never been fond of hanging

Mental Health

Losing Interest in Attention Deficit Disorder

Losing Interest in Attention Deficit Disorder

I guess I haven’t been paying attention, but it looks as if a lot of you haven’t

Nature vs. Nurture

Homosexuality: What’s Choice Got to Do With it?

Homosexuality: What’s Choice Got to Do With it?

The Pink Mafia’s tirelessly active activists recently upbraided former Sex and the

Culture Clash

La Torre de Babel

La Torre de Babel

Alejandrina Cabrera was born and raised in America and graduated in the 1980s from the

Moolah

A Human Centipede of Envy

A Human Centipede of Envy

No one ever enjoys having memes belched in their face, but Lord above please toss me

Remembrance

I’m So Bored With MLK

I’m So Bored With MLK

I had a dream I stood on the mountaintop and puked. As we all gather around the Guilt

Crime

A Clockwork Orange County

A Clockwork Orange County

If all you ever did was watch TV—which is all that many Americans ever do—you’d

Culture Clash

Blight of the Living Dead

Blight of the Living Dead

If you’re visiting Atlanta and aren’t looking to be shot in the face, swarmed by

Modest Proposals

Your Genocide Was Bigger Than Mine

Your Genocide Was Bigger Than Mine

France and Turkey are tossing accusations of historical guilt back and forth as if

Panic

Packing a Suitcase for Armageddon

Packing a Suitcase for Armageddon

As the most tumultuous year in memory fades into wintry darkness, we face the giant

Crime

Why Mumia is Guilty

Why Mumia is Guilty

Convicted cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal—easily the world’s most famous death-row

Obit

No, Virginia, They’re Lying to You

No, Virginia, They’re Lying to You

A perennial golden nugget of maudlin Christmas fare is the famous 1897 editorial in The

Vile Bodies

The Black Friday Brawls

The Black Friday Brawls

This has been the Year of the Vermin. With the Arab Spring, the black flash mobs, the

Conspiracy

Turn Left and Follow the Money

Turn Left and Follow the Money

An eager litter of two dozen or so suckling prog-pups calling themselves “Patriotic

Remembrance

The Bloody Red Flag

The Bloody Red Flag

Trending online news topics often cough up amusingly odd juxtapositions, such as when

Vile Bodies

If the World Is Overpopulated, Who Should Die?

If the World Is Overpopulated, Who Should Die?

If the United Nations can be trusted, planet Earth welcomed its seven billionth living

Scandal

Sucking all the Fun out of Halloween

Sucking all the Fun out of Halloween

The Cultural Marxists are dressed as vampires this Halloween, baring their fangs and

2012 Election

The Big Black Elephant in the Room

The Big Black Elephant in the Room

The spooky spirits of Halloween season find us a mere year away from the next

Modest Proposals

Bill Clinton’s Decade of Autofellatio

Bill Clinton’s Decade of Autofellatio

Saturday night I watched Bill Clinton give himself a blowjob for four hours, and it

Scandal

Hitler Didn’t Golf

Hitler Didn’t Golf

The burly, bearded, bellicose, belching, beer-bellied, barrel-chested, leather-vested

Kids Today

99% Wrong

99% Wrong

The children—dozens of them at first, then hundreds—gathered in downtown Manhattan

Pop Music

Smells Like Dead Junkie

Smells Like Dead Junkie

It’s been 20 years since Nirvana’s Nevermind album and its breakthrough single,

The Stupid Party

The Day I Left the Left

The Day I Left the Left

Late one Saturday morning in 1990 under the skeleton-bleaching California sun, I

Church and State

The Holy Healing Horny Homely Harlots of Phoenix

The Holy Healing Horny Homely Harlots of Phoenix

Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, and last Wednesday police in Phoenix

Mistaken Identity

The Emperor’s New Body

The Emperor’s New Body

Although she recently opted to surgically guillotine her bazooms, the stubbly tattooed

South of the Border

Legalize Dope & Deport the Illegal Dopes

Legalize Dope & Deport the Illegal Dopes

Even by Mexican Drug War standards, last Thursday’s death inferno at Monterrey’s

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