Fifty Shades of Green

Talk about “carbon dating”! I guess I’ve been asleep under a rock, but “dinosaur porn” is supposedly, as the young people today like to say, a ...

The Barren Wombs of Smart Women

A statistical analysis from England suggests that a woman’s IQ is inversely proportional to her desire to breed. This, in turn, suggests that the world will grow dumber with ...

Mimi Matte

A Hyper-Hormonal Whole Foods Hot-Tub Hoedown

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you replied, "€œThat's not funny!"€ you need to get with it. The correct answer is "€œthe hot ...

Patricia Hitchcock

The Consolations of Ugliness

Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at. —John Berger, Ways of Seeing Oprah Winfrey likes to recall how excited her neighbors got the first time The Supremes ...

Lisa Lampanelli

Hysteria Reconsidered: Are Women (Finally) Funny?

My best friend in high school and I communicated almost entirely in catchphrases from Monty Python’s Flying Circus and SCTV. While not a comedy nerd like me—if Mel Brooks was ...

Botticelli's Venus

The 12-Step Plan to Restore American Femininity

Like firing a fetus from a slingshot, feminism catapulted women out of the kitchen and onto the streets, where they were invited to do anything a man can do"€”but better. This ...

Carla Bruni Sarkozy

Beyond Bruni

The novelty of a model-turned-singer-turned-First Lady of France has long vanished. Carla Bruni-Sarkozy could almost be overlooked. There is little to criticize, given her poise ...

Women and Democracy in the Middle East

One of Israel's finest journalists, Gideon Levy, wrote in the daily Haaretz, "€œJust as there is no such thing as a partial pregnancy, there is no such thing as a partial ...

Miss…or Mr. America?

The 2011 Miss America contest provides an object lesson in the decline of American femininity. Consider the winner: This poor little girl has so physically abused herself at 17 ...

Feminism’s a Bitch

Why are women in bars? I mean, I know why they"€™re allowed in bars. It's the law, but why do they bother? Isn"€™t it like Gay Marriage? You want the right to do it but you ...


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