Small Vices

The other day I behaved badly for once: not very badly (I should hardly have confessed to that), but still worse than I like to think that I normally behave. It was in a busy ...

Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males

First they came for the male feminists, and no one spoke out"€”because no one likes them, not even the female feminists. Dearest faithful reader, I"€™m a man who finds ...

Palm Beach Bath & Tennis Club

Nouveau Retch

"€œSummertime, and the livin"€™ is easy,"€ as the song tells us. Or it used to be, as my father complained when confronted on his boat by the "€œvacances payées,"€ ...

Slobbery as Snobbery

Walking through Amsterdam recently, a paradox that I had long noticed in an inchoate way formulated itself clearly in my mind. It was this: A century ago, there would have been ...

The Sporting Lie

In my youth, hard though it is for me to recall it now, I was quite good at sport. I could never have become better than quite good at it, however, because I ...

Oscar Pistorius

A Freak Show Called Generosity

Legless South African Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius is now on trial for having killed"€”deliberately or otherwise"€”his girlfriend. Although I have my own theory of the case, ...

Unacceptably Fat

The results are in: Fat people overeat because our fat-fearing society "€œfat-shames"€ them, which then causes them to overeat. This doesn"€™t explain how they got fat in ...

Drunks Gone Wild

The PC suppression of heretical thinking seemingly grows stronger by the day. Innocuous comments and the "€œwrong"€ scientific research findings are now often taboo. Not even ...

Del Close

Comedy for the Devil

Had history veered off course ever so slightly, we"€™d mock evangelical Christians for playing George Carlin albums backwards and listening for demonic messages in the resulting ...

Katrina vanden Heuvel

The Selfishness of Virtue

As a blinkered young leftist back in the late 1980s, I subscribed to The Nation magazine for a year or two. Since I was a plumber's son who put myself through journalism school by ...

Marilyn Monroe

Wrath of the Rotund

Months ago a portly news anchor in Wisconsin, where people literally dress in cheese hats, was the cause of near hysteria. Evidently some fellow sent an email daring to mention ...

Six Omens for the New Year

So the apocalypse didn"€™t quite happen last year. It's good news for some, but perhaps not as good as we think. This world has changed immensely in the past fifty years. Here ...

Bernie Ecclestone

Short Man With a Long Reach

Bernie Ecclestone is a gnomish Brit ex-grease monkey. He is my neighbor in Gstaad, the small alpine Swiss village which once upon a time was the Mecca of the old rich and titled ...

Low-Calorie Food Fight!

Students at a Kansas high school are claiming that the government is trying to starve them to death. In the teeny-weeny Great Plains town of Sharon Springs, which is possibly ...

Nicholas Soames

Compliments for the Corpulent

Nicholas Soames is Winston Churchill's grandson, a Conservative member of Parliament since the early 80s, a very large man whose food and drink intake is legendary, and an old ...

Creole

Gangsters at Sea

I"€™ve just had the worst time in my life rubbing shoulders"€”actually masts"€”with ghastly ex-Soviet Union gangsters, now called "€œoligarchs"€ by the gutter press and ...


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