The Week That Perished

Beware of anyone who apologizes without also handing you a check for a million ...

The Week That Perished

It’s more likely that in Iran, the coronavirus will spread through the shrine-licking Muslim’s body rather than any of Allah’s ...

Ilhan Omar

The Week That Perished

In case you were unaware—or, more likely, you were so keenly aware that you decided it was wise to keep your mouth shut decades ago, which is why you still have a job and ...

Francisco Franco

The Week That Perished

Socialists believe in equality and that all disparities in performance are due to hatred and greed rather than disparities in ability, which is supremely ...

The Week That Perished

China—birthplace of the coronavirus and the place where it was possibly invented—is a nation of 1.4 billion people, roughly three of whom are free to speak their mind at any ...

Amber Heard

The Week That Perished

At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever ...

Lamington

The Week That Perished

Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of ...

Michael Bloomberg

The Week That Perished

Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you ...

Vince Vaughn

The Week That Perished

If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone ...

The Week That Perished

Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as ...

Major General Qassem Soleimani

The Week That Perished

We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life ...

Robert De Niro

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Crustiest, Rustiest, and Mustiest Headlines ROBERT DE NIRO EXPRESSES WEIRD SCATOLOGICAL SEXUAL FANTASY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP Robert De Niro is a formerly great actor ...

President Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still ...

Greta Thunberg

The Week That Perished

The company’s net value is around $30 billion, so naturally they identify with the struggles of the ...

The Week That Perished

Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the ...

Sacha Baron Cohen

The Week That Perished

Even though she apparently lacks even a droplet of charisma, Miz Ara was slated to give a speech about, oh, vaginas and art or something at Oxford Brookes University until some ...


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