World’s Worst Best Friend, Roman Rumblings, Freezing and Friendless

Dear Delphi, I"€™ve had a crush on my best friend's husband for the past five years. I have never acted on my crush because I thought it was just me, plus she is my best ...

Gay Old Dad, Secret-Agent Son, and Pesky Pack-Rat Partner

Dear Delphi, I am 25 and my 56-year-old dad, who is still married to my mother, just came out and announced his intention to leave us for his lover"€”his male lover. He was ...

Starry-Eyed Other Woman, Mean-Spirited Mother-in-Law, and Falsely Accused Husband

Dear Delphi, I am the other woman. I have been seeing this older married man for about three months. I really like him and he says he really likes me, but he never talks about ...

Too Young to Marry, Cradle-Robbing Cougar, and Blowing Off the Ex-Wife’s Funeral

Dear Delphi, My 22-year-old son is about to graduate from college and has announced he is marrying his college girlfriend this summer. I think he is too young and is going to ...

Too Late for Swinging, Too Young for Daddy, and Too Little Inheritance Money

Dear Delphi, My husband wants to do one of those couple-switching parties, and I am considering it. I did some research and honestly it seems like it may be a little fun. We have ...

Flirtin”€™ Fool, Bangin”€™ the Wife’s Sister, and Fourth Fetus at 40

Dear Delphi, My boyfriend's sister's husband"€”he's 42 and I"€™m 26"€”was flirting with me at dinner the other night. I don"€™t know if he was drunk or not; sure, he ...

Hookers at the Hedgerow, Teenage Orgies, and Teaching Your Daughter to Strip

Dear Delphi, I am an American married to an American, and we live in the countryside just outside of Rome. The problem is that directly in front of our gate we have two to three ...

Drunk Teens, Pregnant Teens, the Prodigal Hubby, and a Real Barnburner

Dear Delphi, I am a single dad and this morning I found my cute, sweet, 17-year-old daughter passed out in the driver’s seat in our driveway. I am scared to death and ...

Crazy Son, Catfighting In-Laws, and the Perils of Puttin”€™ Pussy on a Pedestal

Dear Delphi, I have offered my daughter-in-law all sorts of economic bribes: private school for her children, an all-expenses-paid vacation"€”even a free house"€”but nothing ...

Post-Abortion Remorse, Fake Fendi, and Racing Against the Biological Clock

Dear Delphi, I am a 40-year-old man and about six years ago I told my then-girlfriend to abort our unborn child, which she did. Now I would really like to find someone and become ...

Middle-Aged Libertine, Cradle-Robbin”€™ Daddy, and a Class-D Puta

Dear Delphi, Will I survive being a middle-aged white male? I turn 47 in March. I have been married 23 years and have four kids. During the course of the past year, I have ...

How to Handle Nasty Christmas Drunks and a Slutty, Impulsive Wife

Dear Delphi, My 63-year-old husband behaved terribly on Christmas Eve. He got a bit drunk and stared"€”really stared"€”at my 30-year-old son's cute little 24-year-old ...

Four Family Problems, Three Bitchy In-Laws, Two Twins a-Bathing, and a Child-Smackin”€™ Nasty Granny

Dear Delphi, I am a father of three sons and am having two of them with their children and wives over for Christmas lunch. I really do not want to invite my third son, but I ...

Always Lie About Cheating, Call Social Services, and Get Your Wife a Boob Job

Dear Delphi, I cheat on my wife almost every time I go on a business trip. I feel badly, but I can"€™t seem to stop. I think I should tell her. What do you ...

Airport Cavity Searches, Socially Respectable Violence, and the Eternal Gold-Digger

Dear Delphi, The other day I was in the airport and became an unlucky recipient of the enhanced pat-down procedure; they touched my breasts and inside my legs, looking for bombs. ...

Vasectomies, Man-Boobs, and Much Much More…

Dear Delphi, I want my husband to get a vasectomy. I don"€™t want to die before him and have him remarry some young hussy and have more children. I think this is more than ...


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