The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Compulsive, Convulsive, and Repulsive Headlines ALL THE DUMB YOUNG SOCIALISTS Forty-two percent of the so-called "€œmillennials"€"€”that socially ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dysgenic, Pathogenic, and Schizophrenic Headlines BORDERS? WE DON"€™T NEED NO STINKING BORDERS As the Brown Flood from America’s southern border ...

Jimmy Savile

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The Week's Most Unpleasant, Putrescent, and Adolescent Headlines NIPSTERS: MAKING HITLER HIP AGAIN If you"€™re a dedicated white nationalist who laments the fact that the left ...

Marion Barry

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The Week's Most Baneful, Painful, and Disdainful Headlines U.S. GAMBLES $6 TRILLION ON IRAQ, LOSES The United States military spent eight years tearing Iraq to pieces in order to ...

Friedrich Nietzsche

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The Week's Most Contrarian, Barbarian, and Proletarian Headlines BIG BROTHER's FIRST TWEET The Central Intelligence Agency"€”which applies its intelligence in a constructive ...

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The Week's Most Despotic, Chaotic, and Psychotic Headlines WHITE COP WINS DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT A federal jury has awarded a white police lieutenant from Long Island $1.35 ...

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The Week's Most Rotten, Forgotten, and Misbegotten Headlines HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A PAMPERED YOUNG MAN SCORNED On Friday evening in the small coastal town of Isla Vista, CA, ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Disturbing, Perturbing, and Unnerving Headlines BLACKS V. BOARD OF EDUCATION Last Saturday marked the 60-year anniversary of the landmark Brown v. Board of ...

Conchita Wurst

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The Week's Most Aimless, Brainless, and Shameless Headlines A CAVALCADE OF APOLOGIES Crushed under the increasingly harsh mandates of the Global Church of Human Equality, the ...

A Tailgate Under the Hanging Tree

"€œDa news!"€ yells a 70-year-old man at the bar around the corner from my office. Then he harrumphs and adds, "€œYeah, I LOVE watching da news."€ His friend the ...

Gerry Adams

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The Week's Most Treacherous, Lecherous, and Obstreperous Headlines PICKING AT SCABS IN NORTHERN IRELAND The Police Service of Northern Ireland arrested Sinn Féin president ...

Donald Sterling

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The Week's Most Steroidal, Negroidal, and Hemorrhoidal Headlines WHITE MEN, WRONG WORDS Two elderly white men got in trouble last week for making the sort of comments that ...

Nancy Pelosi

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Suspicious, Seditious, and Meretricious Headlines NANCY PELOSI's FOOT FETISH Last week in San Francisco, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi got down on her ...

Kiss

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The Week's Most Regrettable, Lamentable, and Unforgettable Headlines HAPPY TAX FREEDOM DAY! As Americans scramble to file their 2013 tax returns by tomorrow's midnight deadline, ...

Ivan Lopez

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The Week's Most Momentous, Horrendous, and Portentous Headlines THE WORLD's MOST HOMOPHOBIC WEB BROWSER The Pink Hydra has slain another Web titan. Although Brendan Eich is the ...

Sasheer Zamata

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The Week's Most Fallacious, Vexatious, and Ostentatious Headlines THE NOBLE CAMPAIGN TO FIGHT (SPECIFIC FORMS OF) RACIAL STEREOTYPING Who would have thought that you could take ...


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