Eric Holder

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The Week's Most Mordant, Discordant, and Important Headlines RESIGNATION OF A COWARD After nearly six years as the nation's first black Attorney General"€”during which time he ...

Victor Voronov and Johnny Weir

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The Week's Most Bodacious, Perspicacious, and Trepidatious Headlines SORE WINNERS IN GLASGOW By a margin of 55-45, Scottish voters elected on Thursday to remain in the United ...

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The Week's Witchiest, Bitchiest, and Kitschiest Headlines ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BAGPIPES BLOW On Thursday, voters in Scotland"€”a cold, craggy, blustery nation with fewer ...

Jennifer Lawrence

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The Week's Most Bureaucratic, Problematic, and Symptomatic Headlines FEDS TO MONITOR ONLINE "€œHATE SPEECH"€ If you ever doubted that the concept of "€œhate speech"€ ...

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The Week's Most Pathetic, Emetic, and Herpetic Headlines THE ISLAMIC STATE CLAIMS ANOTHER HEAD The 9/11 attacks were possibly the most striking and well-orchestrated act of ...

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The Week's Most Eugenic, Schizophrenic, and Hallucinogenic Headlines TRAYVON AND RODNEY: THE SEQUEL Our post-racial nation has found its new Trayvon Martin"€”albeit one bigger, ...

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The Week's Most Erratic, Dramatic, and Traumatic Headlines O-BOMBING IRAQ In 2008, Barack Hussein Obama ascended to the US presidency on chocolate butterfly wings not solely due ...

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The Week's Bloodiest, Muddiest, and Cruddiest Headlines THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE: A WHITE SUPREMACIST? White people in the Anglosphere are so mentally beaten down these days that ...

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The Week's Most Hideous, Insidious, and Perfidious Headlines ISRAEL PISSES OFF THE WORLD In response to the thousand or so glorified firecrackers that Hamas has lobbed into ...

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The Week's Most Compulsive, Convulsive, and Repulsive Headlines ALL THE DUMB YOUNG SOCIALISTS Forty-two percent of the so-called "€œmillennials"€"€”that socially ...

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The Week's Most Dysgenic, Pathogenic, and Schizophrenic Headlines BORDERS? WE DON"€™T NEED NO STINKING BORDERS As the Brown Flood from America’s southern border ...

Jimmy Savile

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The Week's Most Unpleasant, Putrescent, and Adolescent Headlines NIPSTERS: MAKING HITLER HIP AGAIN If you"€™re a dedicated white nationalist who laments the fact that the left ...

Marion Barry

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The Week's Most Baneful, Painful, and Disdainful Headlines U.S. GAMBLES $6 TRILLION ON IRAQ, LOSES The United States military spent eight years tearing Iraq to pieces in order to ...

Friedrich Nietzsche

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The Week's Most Contrarian, Barbarian, and Proletarian Headlines BIG BROTHER's FIRST TWEET The Central Intelligence Agency"€”which applies its intelligence in a constructive ...


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