The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Resounding, Astounding, and Confounding Headlines THEIR KAMPF Despite the fact that they lost"€”and 70 years ago at that"€”it's hard to think of a vanquished ...

Shirley MacLaine

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ferocious, Atrocious, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Headlines MUSLIM ARTIST PAINTS "€œCOEXIST"€ MURAL, REPORTEDLY GETS BEATEN BY MUSLIMS The ...

Brian WIlliams

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The Week's Most Ominous, Ponderous, and Neo-Communist Headlines LYIN"€™ BRIAN WILLIAMS NBC, famous for deliberately editing George Zimmerman's 911 call to create the false ...

Steven Spielberg

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dismal, Abysmal, and Baptismal Headlines WHY YOU SHOULDN"€™T REFER TO PEOPLE OF COLOR AS "€œCOLORED PEOPLE"€ Grammatically, "€œcolored people"€ is ...

Billy Crystal

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The Week's Snappiest, Scrappiest, and Crappiest Headlines SHOVING ALL THAT GAY STUFF IN OUR FACES AND DOWN OUR THROATS Two gay icons from the 1970s faced a heated gay backlash ...

George Soros

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Frustrating, Irritating, and Aggravating Headlines FRANCE MARCHES FOR FREE SPEECH, THEN ARRESTS DOZENS FOR SPEAKING On Sunday January 11, an estimated 3.7 ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Hateful, Fateful, and Ungrateful Headlines EXCEPT FOR THE SEVEN BILLION OF US WHO AREN"€™T CHARLIE HEBDO, WE ARE ALL CHARLIE HEBDO The news story that dominated ...

Lyndon B. Johnson

The Week That Perished

PIERCING LBJ's HALO Those who do not learn from history are doomed to watch stupid Hollywood movies about it. The film Selma, set for release on Friday, is said to be the first ...

Mayor Bill de Blasio

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Addictive, Predictive, and Vindictive Headlines NYPD TURNS ITS BACK ON THE MAYOR The New York Police Department and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio appear to be at ...

Geert Wilders

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dubious, Salubrious, and Lugubrious Headlines THE DAY THE REDS SILENCED HOLLYWOOD On Friday the FBI announced that North Korean authorities were behind the ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Arthritic, Parasitic, and Anti-Semitic Headlines ERIC GARNER's DEATH: WHO's RESPONSIBLE? Can one be faulted for thinking that black Americans need to find some ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Immediate, Expedient, and Disobedient Headlines RUMOR SPREADS THROUGH FERGUSON: BLACK LIVES MATTER One of the mythical linchpins propping up the megatons of ...

President Barack Obama

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Vexed, Hexed, and Oversexed Headlines OBAMNESTY UNCHAINED Last Thursday evening in a live telecast from the White House, our one and only favorite current ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Hectic, Septic, and Apopleptic Headlines "€œSHIRTSTORM"€ AND OTHER PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF RITUAL BALL-BUSTING Perhaps the biggest news story regarding space ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Disreputable, Objectionable, and Unmentionable Headlines ELECTIONS 2014: THE WHITES GO RED After the confetti settled from last week's midterm elections, the GOP ...

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The Week's Lousiest, Drowsiest, Blowsiest, and Frowziest Headlines REPUBLICANS WILL WIN: DOES IT MATTER? As of Sunday, it is being projected that Republicans are more than 99% ...


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