The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Humorous, Ludicrous, and Unscrupulous Headlines THE JIHADISTS WHO COULDN"€™T SHOOT STRAIGHT From all appearances, the anti-jihadist polemicist Pamela Geller is ...

Ed Miliband

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Panderous, Scandalous, and Slanderous Headlines ENGLAND's NEXT JEWISH PRIME MINISTER? Ed Miliband's parents were Jewish refugees to England who"€™d escaped ...

Bruce Jenner

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Temperamental, Detrimental, and Occidental Headlines BRUCE GENDER Last Friday night, nearly 40 years after establishing himself as the world's greatest athlete by ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Maddening, Saddening, and Fattening Headlines THOSE DARNED GAYS AND THEIR DAMNED CAKES In what is unquestionably the most urgent and compelling civil-rights issue ...

Hillary Clinton

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Bilious, Supercilious, and Punctilious Headlines COVER YOUR BALLS, GENTS: HILLARY CLINTON IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT A stern warning to the white males who comprise ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dreadful, Fretful, and Regretful Headlines GAY-KILLING DUO GETS GAY-MARRIED IN PRISON It is perhaps darkly poetic that the "€œUK's first same-sex prison ...

Elton John

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Peerless, Fearless, and Cheerless Headlines SPRING BREAK 2015: MASS SHOOTING AT FLORIDA HOUSE PARTY The normally placid Gulf Coast town of Panama City Beach, FL, ...

Azealia Banks

The Week That Perished

The Week's Queerest, Dearest, and Severest Headlines BLACK FEMALE RAPPER: "€œI HATE FAT WHITE AMERICANS"€ The Harlem-born muff-diving female rapper named Azealia Banks has ...

Michelle Obama

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Kinetic, Splenetic, and Frenetic Headlines THE QUESTION THAT REFUSES TO DIE: DOES MICHELLE OBAMA LOOK LIKE AN APE? Racists, Republicans, Tea Partiers, ...

Nathan Bedford Forrest

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dreadful, Fretful, and Regretful Headlines GAY ACTIVIST FAKES HIS OWN ABDUCTION Adam Hoover has been a vocal"€”or, if you prefer, shrill"€”gay-rights activist ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Vapid, Rabid, and Acrid Headlines TV ANCHOR SUSPENDED FOR SAYING "€œJIGABOO"€ The term "€œjigaboo"€"€”which Urban Dictionary describes as “the ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Resounding, Astounding, and Confounding Headlines THEIR KAMPF Despite the fact that they lost"€”and 70 years ago at that"€”it's hard to think of a vanquished ...

Shirley MacLaine

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ferocious, Atrocious, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Headlines MUSLIM ARTIST PAINTS "€œCOEXIST"€ MURAL, REPORTEDLY GETS BEATEN BY MUSLIMS The ...

Brian WIlliams

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ominous, Ponderous, and Neo-Communist Headlines LYIN"€™ BRIAN WILLIAMS NBC, famous for deliberately editing George Zimmerman's 911 call to create the false ...

Steven Spielberg

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dismal, Abysmal, and Baptismal Headlines WHY YOU SHOULDN"€™T REFER TO PEOPLE OF COLOR AS "€œCOLORED PEOPLE"€ Grammatically, "€œcolored people"€ is ...

Billy Crystal

The Week That Perished

The Week's Snappiest, Scrappiest, and Crappiest Headlines SHOVING ALL THAT GAY STUFF IN OUR FACES AND DOWN OUR THROATS Two gay icons from the 1970s faced a heated gay backlash ...


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