Merle Haggard

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The Week's Most Laggard, Staggered, and Haggard Headlines BILL CLINTON YELLS AT BLACK PEOPLE, ALMOST APOLOGIZES Cigar-loving former president and current domestic abuse survivor ...

Hillary Clinton

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The Week's Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines THE SAN FRANCISCO DREADLOCK INCIDENT A sterling example of leftist auto-cannibalism comes to us this week from the Cesar ...

Brussels bombing suspects captured on CCTV. (Wikimedia Commons)

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The Week's Most Inscrutable, Unsuitable, and Irrefutable Headlines THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS ISLAMOPHOBIA The deadliest terrorist attacks in Belgian history occurred ...

Hulk Hogan

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The Week's Most Lyrical, Empirical, and Satirical Headlines HULK HOGAN BODY-SLAMS GAWKER MEDIA Gawker Media is a massively successful digital pseudo-news empire whose apparent ...

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The Week's Most Dramatic, Dogmatic, and Traumatic Headlines U.S. SOLDIERS SUBJECTED TO "€œWHITE PRIVILEGE"€ BRAINWASHING The website Judicial Watch has obtained US ...

Chris Rock

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The Week's Dinkiest, Stinkiest, and Kinkiest Headlines A VERY RACIAL OSCARS The "€œwhite"€ people who control Hollywood and the Academy Awards"€”and therefore dictate how ...

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The Week's Puniest, Looniest, and Gooniest Headlines BEN CARSON: BARACK OBAMA WAS "€œRAISED WHITE"€ Narcoleptic presidential candidate Ben Carson suddenly awoke from a ...

Pope Francis

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The Week's Most Divisive, Derisive, and Indecisive Headlines POPE SLAMS TRUMP; TRUMP HITS BACK AND WINS Suspected globalist tool Pope Francis took a swipe at Our Glorious Future ...

Bernie Sanders

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The Week's Most Snappy, Crappy, and Nappy Headlines A BLACK PANTHER SUPER BOWL At halftime during this year’s Super Bowl"€”which featured a team named the Panthers who ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Urgent, Divergent, and Insurgent Headlines RAINBOW LACES, TRANSGENDER BAPTISMS, AND A BOY IN A GIRL SCOUT DRESS February is not only Black History Month, it is ...

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The Week's Most Ruthless, Truthless, and Toothless Headlines OBAMA: "€œWE ARE ALL JEWS"€ Many Americans take President Barack Hussein Dolemite Obama at his word when he ...

Donald Trump

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The Week's Most Kinetic, Magnetic, and Epigenetic Headlines NATIONAL REVIEW POOPS ON TRUMP National Review magazine is a leading light of the American conservative movement ...

Al Sharpton

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The Week's Most Mysterious, Delirious, and Unserious Headlines AL SHARPTON COMPARES HOLLYWOOD TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS The Right Reverend Al Sharpton is a black man of God who used ...

Henriette Reker

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The Week's Most Specious, Facetious, and Diecious Headlines KEEPING MUSLIM RAPISTS AT ARM's LENGTH As Germans rang in the New Year, there were multiple reports of mob-style ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Feckless, Reckless, and Neckless Headlines THE FALSE EPIDEMIC OF RACIST POLICE SHOOTINGS Despite all the illiterate and innumerate yapping and yelping and ...

Hillary Clinton

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The Week's Most Bumptious, Scrumptious, and Presumptuous Headlines FEAR AND SCHLONGING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL Donald Trump, who according to rumor is secretly planning to name our ...


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