Lamington

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Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of ...

Michael Bloomberg

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Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you ...

Vince Vaughn

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If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone ...

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Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as ...

Major General Qassem Soleimani

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We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life ...

Robert De Niro

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The Week’s Crustiest, Rustiest, and Mustiest Headlines ROBERT DE NIRO EXPRESSES WEIRD SCATOLOGICAL SEXUAL FANTASY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP Robert De Niro is a formerly great actor ...

President Donald Trump

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They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still ...

Greta Thunberg

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The company’s net value is around $30 billion, so naturally they identify with the struggles of the ...

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Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the ...

Sacha Baron Cohen

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Even though she apparently lacks even a droplet of charisma, Miz Ara was slated to give a speech about, oh, vaginas and art or something at Oxford Brookes University until some ...

Joe Biden

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They must be making some Grade-A meth up there in South Dakota these ...

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A new promotional video by the state’s security agency depicts atheism, homosexuality, and feminism as “extremist ideas” that deserve derision, scorn, shunning, humiliation, ...

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Is this the dawn of a murderous turf war between Mexican drug cartels and polyamorous heretic Mormons? Grab the ...

Michelle Obama

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Nineteen million dollars is quite a pretty penny for being called a fag. Hell, for a mere thousand semolians, we’ll do the best Rip Taylor impression you’ve ever ...

Pope Francis

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These people aren’t going to stop until something bad happens, are ...

Chelsea Clinton

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If you live in Canada, you have our ...


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