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The Week’s Most Gleaning, Preening, and Overweening Headlines THE PRINCES OF DARKNESS Spin Doctors reimagined: One, two, princes kneel before you That’s what I said, ...

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The Week’s Most Smoldering, Moldering, and Soldering Headlines SMILE FOR THE KHMERA Remember Jill Greenberg? Probably not by name, but perhaps by deed. In September 2008 it was ...

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The Week’s Most Mothering, Smothering, and Othering Headlines BABY GOT BOUILLON Public Service Announcement: If you ever build a time machine, don’t travel back to the 1800s ...

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The Week’s Most Souring, Glowering, and April-Showering Headlines TODAY’S SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 1488 Back in the 1970s, Sesame Street introduced Mr. ...

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The Week’s Floppiest, Stroppiest, and Corn-Poppiest Headlines SWASTIKY WICKET It is said that as Hans Frank ascended the gallows at Nuremberg, Joseph Kingsbury-Smith, the lone ...

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The Week’s Schmooziest, Booziest, and Ooziest Headlines SPEAK THE TRUTH, BLAME THE BEDEVILED Poor Sandy Sellers. The adjunct professor of mediation and negotiation at ...

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The Week’s Most Bitchy, Kitschy, and Twitchy Headlines HOT (WATER) FOR TEACHER Kids are such delightful scamps! Gettin’ into all kinds of Dennis the Menace-style trouble. ...

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The Week’s Most Parading, Upbraiding, and Gasconading Headlines GREEN EGGS AND HARAM The ayatollahs of racial wokeness have come for Dr. Seuss, who thirty years after his death ...

Durdle Door

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The Week’s Most Lucrific, Morbific, and Tenebrific Headlines CPAC’S PHARAOH PLAGUES THE JEWS The black vote. Is there anything more important to conservatives? No, there ...

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The Week’s Most Parthenic, Sirenic, and Pyrogenic Headlines WHILE MY JAMAR GENTLY WEEPS Beverly Hills has become a kind of trophy to BLM thugs. Ever since the terrorist org ...

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The Week’s Most Teachable, Reachable, and Unimpeachable Headlines ILL-STARRED INTERSECTIONALIST Somebody get that sista a rabbit’s foot! There’s bad luck, and then ...

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The Week’s Most Leveled, Bedeviled, and Disheveled Headlines ACRONYMS ARE ANTI-BLACKRONYMS WTF OMG SMH. It’s only February and already the people who do the stuff that makes ...

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The Week’s Most Velocious, Ferocious, and Braggadocious Headlines PRAISE RHESUS FOR A BOUNTIFUL HARVEST! Not every country is lucky enough to be situated next door to Mexico. ...

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The Week’s Most Humbling, Grumbling, and Bumbling Headlines ARBEIT MACHT KRANKHEITSFREI For almost a year now, anti-lockdown protesters and refuseniks in the U.S. have dropped ...

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The Week’s Most Sodden, Throdden, and Downtrodden Headlines NAZI PIANO CONCERTO, NUMBER TWO (SECOND MOVEMENT) Third Reich? More like Turd Reich. In the immediate aftermath of ...

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The Week’s Testiest, Zestiest, and Unrestiest Headlines “BRED FOR SUPERIORITY” MEETS ITS POLAR OPPOSITE Well, this was a crime worthy of Ocean’s 11. Or perhaps more ...


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