Stacey Abrams

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The Week’s Most Shaking, Baking, and Spring-Breaking Headlines STAR TREK: THE NEXT DEFECATION Sci-fi has a long history of calling things wrong. Blade Runner predicted a 2019 ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Raving, Enslaving, and Daylight-Saving Headlines HARMADUKE A world run by dogs wouldn’t be so bad, especially considering the mess humans have made of things. ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Caddying, Daddying, and St. Paddying Headlines FAUXPRAH’S BOOK CLUB Leftist author Laurie Penny is half-Irish, half-Jewish. How can you spot an Irish Jew? ...

All Saints Church, Kiev

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The Week’s Most Straining, Sustaining, and Ukraining Headlines SKOR-ZANY Otto Skorzeny epitomized “strange bedfellows.” The Waffen-SS Obersturmbannführer was the Errol ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Scrutinizing, Glutenizing, and Putinizing Headlines PUTIN OUT-TRUDEAUS TRUDEAU The “Trudeau Doctrine” is very simple: If there’s even one Nazi flag at a ...

Franklin D. Roosevelt

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The Week’s Most Degrading, Upbraiding, and Ukraine-Invading Headlines WAG THE DOG-EARED In a 2004 episode of The Wire, drug kingpin and would-be legitimate businessman Stringer ...

Eileen Gu

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The Week’s Most Basking, Multitasking, and Unnecessarily Masking Headlines THE GU-GU MOLLS Welcome to the 2022 Winter Olympics, where athletes from around the world are ...

Peter Dinklage

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The Week’s Most Fidgeting, Widgeting, and Midgeting Headlines TERRORS OF TINY TOWN Dwarf actors are kings of the self-own. You hire them, and they always find some way to screw ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Galling, Appalling, and Stonewalling Headlines JEWDUNIT It’s easy to imagine Anne Frank sitting beside Emmett Till in the great beyond, yelling down at the ...

Marilyn Mosby

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The Week’s Most Hibernal, Nocturnal, and Sempiternal Headlines WAKE-OB’S LADDER In the wokeness ecosystem, one corrupt race-hustler springs forth from another, which sprung ...

Acropolis, Athens

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The Week’s Most Flaying, Braying, and MLK-ing Headlines NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH JEW-CONTRITION New Mexico consistently scores worst-of-the-worst in terms of poverty and ...

Mayor Eric Adams

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The Week’s Most Shaking, Baking, and Resolution-Breaking Headlines MINER 1619ER Did you know that black women are God? That’s an actual talking point these days, and like a ...

Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, circa 1933

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The Week’s Most Defining, Refining, and Auld Lang Syne-ing Headlines BONNIE AND CLOD In 2019, while promoting her “black Bonnie and Clyde” movie Queen & Slim, ...

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The Week’s Most Drifting, Uplifting, and Regifting Headlines ONE FIN, TWO FIN, REDFIN, F.U.-FIN Seattle-based real estate brokerage website Redfin boasts a team of Pacific ...

Sarah Baartman

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Chiding, Abiding, and Yuletiding Headlines THE BAD PARENT-HOOD Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow...with murderousness! Last week in Garden Grove, Calif., a ...

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The Week’s Most Shaking, Baking, and Merrymaking Headlines “I’M DREAMING OF AN ANTIWHITE CHRISTMAS!” BLM has declared war on Christmas. After all, who’s more of a white ...


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