NEW YORK—When the most popular music video in the world (3.8 billion views) is about the premeditated stalking of a woman by not just one but two guys while telling her in ...
NEW YORK—I’ve decided to take a knee. There’s been too much police brutali— Wait a minute, is taking a knee about police brutality? Why did Colin Kaepernick say he was ...
GREENVILLE, S.C.—Tobe Hooper passed away the same night Hurricane Harvey hit Texas, making it impossible for him to be properly honored in Austin or anywhere else. You could ...
NEW YORK—News executives love disasters. They get to act like Chuck Norris and Assemble the Squad. “Maginnis, you cover first responders.” “Wilson, get over to NOAA and ...
NEW YORK"Stop saying dystopian. The next person who uses this word gets a Billy Jack leg whop to the right side of his face. Donald Trump is not dystopian. There's nothing ...
NEW YORK"In 1943 the great Tex Avery created an animated cartoon character called, simply, Wolf. Wolf was a modern version of the wolf in "Little Red Riding Hood," so ...
NEW YORK"I don"t care about being the first one to board the plane. In fact, I wanna be the last one to board the plane. The seats in the waiting area are more ...
CHARLESTON, S.C."The video of Robert E. Lee being taken off his pedestal"literally"was stunning enough, since that 1884 statue by Alexander Doyle is sculpted in a ...
WASHINGTON"I would like to apologize in advance for not apologizing when people demand an apology. Of course, when I don"t apologize, many people believe that my refusal ...
NEW YORK"Stop fiddling with your phone. This is my theme today. I want you to consider some cause-and-effect scenarios. Maybe the reason you got jostled from behind three ...
PALM BEACH, Fla."Hunter S. Thompson used to mail me giant photos of objects being blown to smithereens with dynamite or flung from some kind of skeet contraption so they could ...
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn."I"m loving all these Ancestry.com commercials where dim-witted actors say, "I thought I was a Tahitian Eskimo Mexican until I sent in my DNA test ...
OMAHA, Neb."Several years back, two Hell's Angels showed up in Dallas to give me an award. It was a gold-plated ball-peen hammer mounted on wood, which was a reference to the ...
TO: Shane Kimbrough, Commander, International Space Station FROM: Zeb Scoville, Flight Director, Johnson Space Center, Houston Subject: Upcoming briefing for Andrei Borisenko, ...
KANSAS CITY, Mo."Last week, when I outed myself as an Angry White Man, I got some of that dreaded "nativist" fan mail. (Is it my imagination or has the word ...
JUPITER, Fla."The plastic remote on my Sunbeam Electric Heated Fleece Blanket went haywire last night and made me oversleep, so I spent the day in my spaghetti-strap T-shirt ...
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