Five-Pointed Stars, Many Pointed Pinheads

Ah, the most wonderful time of the year! In 2024 Christmas Day coincides with the first day of Hanukkah. And for you far-rightists, you know what that means: Christian children ripping open presents, Jews ripping open Christian children (the preceding was a paid message from the Candace Owens Institute of Jewish Baby-Eating Awareness, soon to be a Trump Administration cabinet-level think tank). In honor of Christmas, no more politics! It’s too sacred a season to sully. No, instead I’ll finally get to my in-depth examination of why the “Angels of Death” episode of the 1970s British TV ...

Tim Walz, 1981

The Democrats’ Idea of a Regular Guy

To balance out her being a DEI hire, Kamala Harris needed a regular white guy as her running mate. Unfortunately, the Democratic Party doesn't have any of those, so Harris chose ...

Blacks Can’t Hold Their Hitler

I see the coming election not so much as a contest between Trump and Harris (wacklemore vs. cacklemore), but rather as a test of theories. The Darren Beattie Theory: What matters ...

The Real Kamala Harris

It's crazy for Donald Trump not to agree to another debate. While he may not be everybody's cup of tea, his opponent is an absolute lunatic who could do permanent damage to our ...

The Debate About the Debate

Debate winner: CNN's Candy Crowley. In 2012, she -- the moderator -- interjected herself into a Romney-Obama debate to fact-check Mitt Romney with a lie. But unlike ABC's crack ...

My Proposed Deal with the MAGA Base

In the past few days, The New York Times has run the following headlines: Aug. 10, 2024: New Battleground Polls Show Harris Has Fundamentally Changed the Race Aug. 10, 2024: ...

How Trump Will Lose the Debate

Donald Trump's recent proposal to give a green card to every immigrant who gets a degree from any college reminded me of his performance at the 2020 debates with Joe ...

Larry Hogan

MAGA Morons and Larry Hogan

I hope the Larry Hogan fracas isn't a sign of idiocies to come. As you may know, the U.S. Senate is currently divided, effectively, 51 Democrats to 49 Republicans. The GOP is ...

Sen. J.D. Vance

Pick the Hillbilly Trump

Now that it looks like Trump is seriously going to be the Republican nominee for president, who should his vice president be? If he's headed for a catastrophic, 1964-style ...

Professors of Politics: Now Even THE SCIENCE Tells You to Dump Trump!

A new report just released by the U.K.’s Royal College of Pediatrics and Child Health has recommended England immediately bans the smacking of children in its entirety—bad ...

Abraham Hamadeh

Trump Not Sending His Best

Picture your ideal Republican candidate. Would they look something like this? 1. An "anchor baby" (technically, "illegal immigrant"); 2. Parents were illegal aliens from Syria, ...

How the Hard Right Could Lose an Easy Win

One more Super Tuesday piece. George Gascon, the Soros-backed mass-murdering district attorney, was up against a slew of candidates looking to take him down. Gascon had to get ...

Primarily Speaking: Notes From L.A.

Congratulations, MAGA. You got your Biden/Trump rematch. Just so you know, us opinion journalists were hoping for a long, eventful primary...because we need material. As Eric ...

Stealing Home (Or, a Banana Republic, if You Can Keep It)

After his one term was mercifully brought to a close, former president Jimmy Carter has busied himself both as a spokesman for Habitat for Humanity as well as some sort of ...


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