Badminton House

It Takes Balls

Oh, to be in England, and almost die of heat after the Austrian Alps. Yes, Sarah Sands, writing in her Spectator diary about last week’s parties in London, was right, except she ...

What Kind of Pornography Should Be Banned?

The right has always opposed pornography. This opposition is healthy and good—but that does not change that on some level, no matter the circumstances, there will always be ...

Barbarism in the Courts

Liberal policies have been “separating children from their parents” for years. The beasts! What kind of monsters deliberately separate innocent children from their parents? ...

Attack of the Psychic Latina!

I’ve spent a great deal of my life hearing from people who supposedly know what I’m thinking…people who can’t find fault with my actual words, so they claim to know my ...

Letters

The Week That Perished I read with interest the findings that Kim Jong Un is more popular than Nancy Pelosi among Republicans. But I would remind readers that there is an ...

Jarrod Ramos

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Scariest, Wariest, and Hairiest Headlines FACEBOOK STALKER SHOOTS UP MARYLAND NEWSROOM, TRUMP ACCUSED OF CAUSING IT According to Maryland police, last Thursday ...

Donnie and Jong Un, BFFs

SupremeCommanderDude: Hey, you up? What time is it there? The sun already saluted me three times today. AwesomeHillaryKiller: The Jongster! Just thinking about ...

Salzburg, Austria

To the Future, and the Past

SCHLOSS WOLFSEGG—I was watching two very old men slowly approaching the open doors of the Pilatus airplane I was leaning up against when it dawned on me that they were the ...

Review: The Incredibles 2

What proportion of the top creative artists in Hollywood, the heavyweight auteurs, are men of the right? This old question has come up again with the box office triumph of the ...

Don’tcha Just Hate It When the Neo-Nazis Are Right?

Did I ever tell you about the time I had dinner with a war criminal? It’s not exactly my funniest story, but it’s still somewhat instructive. It was September 1992. The United ...

Tom Arnold

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Sadistic, Simplistic, and Fascistic Headlines IS TOM ARNOLD A C.I.A. MIND-CONTROL ROBOT? If it is true that whom the gods would destroy they must first make mad, ...

Rose McGowan

Rose’s Tinted Glasses

I write this on my last day in the Bagel, and it sure is a scorcher. Heat and humidity so high the professional beggars on Fifth Avenue have moved closer to the lakes in Central ...

Last Judgement by Fra Angelico

Pope Forgets the Lake of Fire

NEW YORK—Pope Francis was chatting with a flamboyant Italian journalist named Eugenio Scalfari several months ago, and in the course of chewing over the eternal verities, ...

Why Is The World Getting Dumber?

I hate to concede the possibility that Bob Dylan was ever right about anything, but I will not deny that the times they are a-changin’. Still, what neither Dylan nor anyone who ...

Letters

Gaza: The Cold Sore of the World An excellent piece by Cole. His writing has gotten noticeably better in the 2 years or so he’s been here. Eric Gudorf Edina, Minnesota What an ...

Albert Einstein

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Brainiest, Grainiest, and Zaniest Headlines EINSTEIN: NO FRIEND OF THE CHINAMAN Albert Einstein was an extremely smart mathematician whose theories helped lead to the ...


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