Make Love, Not War

In the penultimate chapter of Robert A. Heinlein’s Starship Troopers, our narrator is reviewing a list of the ships mustered in orbit around his base planet preparatory to a ...

Unknown: Liam Neeson’s Descent From Alpha to Beta

Orson Welles once explained that he was, inevitably, what the Comédie-Française called a King Actor. "€œThey weren"€™t necessarily the best actors; they were the actors ...

Too Late for Swinging, Too Young for Daddy, and Too Little Inheritance Money

Dear Delphi, My husband wants to do one of those couple-switching parties, and I am considering it. I did some research and honestly it seems like it may be a little fun. We have ...

You Can”€™t Wax Lyrically About Brazilian Waxing

When a supermarket's decision to put a modesty shield over a magazine cover featuring Elton John, his male lover, and their surrogate baby attracted a fierce backlash from the ...

Schmidt’s Demon

Eric Schmidt has seen the future, and he's been kind enough to share it with us. In a recent interview with the Telegraph, the Google boss gets all dewy-eyed and breathless over ...

Spirit of 1848

It began when Mohamed Bouazizi, a twenty-six-year-old fruit seller, set himself alight last December 17th in provincial Tunisia. Bouazizi was not demanding fair elections, free ...

Wikipedia: Anarchy in Motion

There's nothing more frustrating than arguing with old people and hearing them bark sarcastically, "€œOh, you got it from the Internet"€”how reliable."€ The Internet is the ...

Measuring the World

Among innumeracy's great heroes must be reckoned Lord Randolph Churchill, father of Sir Winston. Shown a column of figures that included decimal points, His Lordship grumbled, ...

Keira Knightley

Never Let Me Go: Tea Time for Organ Harvesters

Although the movie industry is always accused of philistinism, filmmakers are often suckers for prestige novels. Richard Grenier, Commentary's renegade movie reviewer in the ...

David Cameron and Boris Johnson

Cammy and Boris Scoff Buns

Once upon a time at a famous school in La-La Land, Cammy Cam and Boris Bunter were sitting under an oak tree plaiting yellow ribbons and scoffing buns. "€œPenny for your ...

Rahm Emanuel

Rahm Emanuel’s Tiny Fingers

I believe it is still within my constitutional rights to dislike Rahm Emanuel, but in the spirit of universal fairness which will likely destroy Western civilization, I ...

Drunk and Talking About Gays With a Christian

The first thing I think when I meet smart, rational Christians is, "€œfags."€ How can anyone say being gay is something over which we have any control? The idea of a gay man ...

Brian Williams

A National Conversation About Nothing

So apparently we"€™re all having another "€œnational conversation"€ and "€œexperiencing something together"€ as Egypt unravels. I resent these media characterizations, ...

Christina Aguilera

Oh, Say, Can”€™t You Stop?

Aren"€™t you fed-up with goofy renditions of our national anthem? I refer to the dreadful Miss Aguilera's butchering of "€œOh, say can you see...?"€ at the Super ...

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Muscular Liberalism

Psychologists tell us that a sense of control is a key characteristic of a mentally healthy, well-adjusted adult. Whether we actually possess free will can be left to the ...

Flirtin”€™ Fool, Bangin”€™ the Wife’s Sister, and Fourth Fetus at 40

Dear Delphi, My boyfriend's sister's husband"€”he's 42 and I"€™m 26"€”was flirting with me at dinner the other night. I don"€™t know if he was drunk or not; sure, he ...


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