The Watergate Building, Foggy Bottom

The Weasels of Watergate: Phil Stanford’s White House Call Girl

People get breathtakingly angry when they think they"€™ve gotten away with something ... and then they don"€™t. The more time has passed between the deed and the discovery, ...

Sorry, We Invented That Too

Soccer, while traditionally lacking in highbrow accoutrements like sophisticated statistics (although those are improving) or literature (the most memorable English-language book ...

Gary Oldman

The Greatest Actor of His Generation

"€œThis is just like a Hollywood awards show, but with fewer Jews."€ You"€™d be forgiven for assuming that's another excerpt from actor Gary Oldman's forthcoming Playboy ...

Feminism As a Mating Strategy Among Beta Males

First they came for the male feminists, and no one spoke out"€”because no one likes them, not even the female feminists. Dearest faithful reader, I"€™m a man who finds ...

Jimmy Savile

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Unpleasant, Putrescent, and Adolescent Headlines NIPSTERS: MAKING HITLER HIP AGAIN If you"€™re a dedicated white nationalist who laments the fact that the left ...

100 Years Ago Today

Having failed to commit suicide a hundred years ago, Europe's having another ...

Bryan Cranston

Of Meth and Men

A few columns ago I mentioned in passing that the Mrs. and I had been watching Breaking Bad. This brought some inquiries about whether we got to the end of it, and what I ...

Metropolitana Cathedral, Mexico City

Last Call at the Milk Bar

I"€™m being a pain in the ass again. My childhood makes me do it. When I was 11, we boy kids in Alabama liked to shoot a wasp's nest with BB guns and run like hell. I guess it ...

Harry and Bobby

Half Off Everything!

Roughly half of the emails I get from my blog readers ask, "€œWhere do you get this stuff?"€ while the other half contain "€œthis stuff"€: links to crazy stories and ...

Gun Control and the Scope of Ethics

In 2004 in rural Berkshire, England, a rush-hour commuter train from London to Plymouth collided with a stationary car at a level crossing and all eight carriages, bearing two ...

The Parking Garage of the Fates

"€œOf all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine"€: so uttered a distraught and heartbroken Humphrey Bogart in the iconic Casablanca. It's one ...

Data Security 101

It'd be worth it in the long run, but ... politicians don't concern themselves much with the long ...

Kristin Scott Thomas

How Not to Be a Pug

As everyone who has ever joined a club knows, Pugs is the world’s most exclusive one, its 19 members varying from German nobility and Greek and Danish royalty to the British ...

A Fate of Ice and Fire

The title I wanted for my 2009 call to pessimism was We Are Doomed, Doomed. The publisher thought that was too dark, though, so I settled at last for just one "€œDoomed."€ A ...

The Evil Muse of Bradley Smith

Sometimes a book is so rich and alive that through a kind of synesthesia it makes you rethink your crotchety opinions about other art forms. Bradley Smith's new book, for example, ...

Palm Beach Bath & Tennis Club

Nouveau Retch

"€œSummertime, and the livin"€™ is easy,"€ as the song tells us. Or it used to be, as my father complained when confronted on his boat by the "€œvacances payées,"€ ...


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