The French Ruining Toplessness

The Germans may or may not have preferred to march in the shade, but the French proclivity for lolling topless in the sun is no chauvinistic joke. Right after the first female ...

Twit Planet

In 2005, a microbiologist from Maryland started a humble blog dedicated to his exploits in Washington, D.C.'s notoriously rough dating market. The blog was titled, appropriately ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Geekiest, Freakiest, and Cheekiest Headlines EBOLA COMES TO AMERICA! The USA is a nation of immigrants, and this includes viruses capable of causing widespread ...

The Triumph of the Trivial

Recently I gave evidence in a tragic case in which a young man died whose life might have been saved if only the doctors had thought of the right diagnosis. It was not an easy ...

American Lowlifes

Throughout reporting on the crime and the trials, political correctness protocols were strictly ...

10 Great Things About Young Nannies

Well, first of all, hummina hummina! Having some twentysomething bouncing around your house in a French maid's costume is a great reward for being wealthy enough to hire help. ...

Canada’s Mean Tweets

Canada is nice in a totalitarian sort of way, like some lost episode of The Twilight Zone where no one locks their doors and everyone is super polite"€”or else. "€œSubmitted ...

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham’s Hot Air Music

Young Lena Dunham, the most talked-about writer of her generation, is finally about to publish something like a book. Oh, goody. Prior to Not That Kind of Girl, an ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Bloodiest, Muddiest, and Cruddiest Headlines THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE: A WHITE SUPREMACIST? White people in the Anglosphere are so mentally beaten down these days that ...

Tel Aviv Beach

Noblesse Oblige

There comes a point where you have to show some generosity, some largeness of spirit; where you have to give ...

10 Great Things About the Burqa

Islam is poppin"€™ off. We"€™re told it's the fastest growing religion in the world and they also say it's the fastest growing religion in America. We all know diversity is ...

Sorry, Ladies: The Great Chain of CultMarx

From the police blotter: New York City police have arrested a man wanted for raping a woman after forcing his way into her Upper Manhattan apartment. Jean Rodriguez ... ...

Comic Con Job

My version of Proverbs 30:18"€“19 goes: There are three things that I do not understand: the success of Al Jolson, the popularity of Milton Berle, and the appeal of Archie ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Hideous, Insidious, and Perfidious Headlines ISRAEL PISSES OFF THE WORLD In response to the thousand or so glorified firecrackers that Hamas has lobbed into ...

Gaza

Nothing to See Here

This Arab-Israel thing is a permanent feature of the world. It will just go on for ever, like the weather. What's the point of talking about ...

Soong May-ling aka Madame Chiang Kai-shek

My Kind of Dragon

I write this on July 14, France’s big day, and on the 25th anniversary of my father’s passing. He died at dawn, on the bicentennial of the uprising, as if he couldn’t bear ...


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