Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Obsructionist, Reductionist, and Deconstructionist Headlines TRUMP BITCH-SLAPS MEDIA AT PRESS CONFERENCE Donald Julius Caesar Trump"€”who becomes President of ...

Anna Wintour

Dames Be Damned

There are Dames and there are dames. Dame Vivien, an old friend, became one for her philanthropy. Dame Edna, the creation of yet another friend, was damed for her middle-class ...

The Wave That Won”€™t Break

"€œGod damn Christopher Columbus"€ were the last words my wife's grandmother spoke before dying at age 88 twenty years ago last week. Nobody has ever conclusively deciphered ...

Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia

No Peace in the Uncanny Valley

Star Wars makes you stupid. Star Trek makes you smart. Yes, both fandoms pursue cosplay, compulsive crap collection, and other life-wasters. But whereas Star Wars is a ...

Brittany Covington, Jordan Hill, Tanishia Covington, Tesfaye Cooper

Kids Make Stupid Decisions

It is with a perverse sort of glee that I can announce we"€™ve finally found a violent anti-white attack where the media and law can no longer deny it was motivated by ...

Anthony Bourdain

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Predatory, Statutory, and Nugatory Headlines EX-JUNKIE CELEBRITY CHEF EXPLAINS WHY TRUMP WON Anthony Bourdain is a celebrity chef who likes to brag about how he ...

Beneath Paris

The French, I think, must be world champions in the production of books lamenting the state of their economy (they are also good at taking antidepressants). Occasionally, it is ...

View From the Mountaintop

GSTAAD—New Year’s Eve was a Rhapsody in Blue, with a clarinet glissando that promised joys to come, and the Gershwin downbeat not registering until 6 a.m. The hangover was, of ...

Those Sweet, Surly Bonds of Earth

Why is it that all our heroes inevitably try to kill us? From Winston Churchill to Albert Einstein, the people we laud the most were, at one point, responsible for great harm ...

Milos Yiannopoulos

The War on Free Speech 2017

"€œThe guy has freedom of speech but to fund him & give him a platform tells me a LOT about @simonschuster YUCK AND BOO AND GROSS,"€ declared Sarah Silverman when she ...

I”€™m Fact-Checking Your Brain, Dude

NEW YORK"€”I"€™ve had battles with fact-checkers my whole life. I blame The New Yorker magazine"€”that's where it all started. Harold Ross, the founder of The New Yorker, ...

Laughing About White Genocide

On Christmas Eve, an eminently smackable-looking self-described "€œactual communist"€ crouched down, grabbed his ankles, and shat the following Tweet upon planet Earth: All ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Demented, Fermented, and Discontented Headlines KLANSMEN SAY CABLE NETWORK PAID THEM TO FABRICATE "€œHATE"€ EVENTS FOR "€œREALITY"€ SHOW If there's any ...

Better Left Unsaid

Future historians, if there are any, will look on our epoch as one of bad temper. The ease with which people are provoked to the expression of outrage suggests that it has a very ...

Maurice Chevalier and Jeanette MacDonald

I’ll Take the Fairy Tale

Call me old-fashioned and I will thank you for the compliment. Call me a fool for rosy nostalgia and more thanks will be in order. Yes, Fred and Ginger are my favorite movie ...

2016: The Year the Left Broke

If 2015 was the year of the tranny, 2016 was the year of the cuck. Comedy became a venue for social justice whiners and sex became rape. While castigating white men for letting ...


Sign Up to Receive Our Latest Updates!