The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Belated, Overrated, and Decapitated Headlines BEHEADING KATHY GRIFFIN Kathy Griffin is a post-menopausal comedienne with the face of a brontosaurus who was ...

Assisted Dying Facility

The British Medical Journal reported last week that Dutch legislators are considering the extension of their law of euthanasia to old people who are not fatally ill but merely ...

Scum Life

I feel like an obituary writer, what with Nick Scott, Roger Moore, Alistair Horne—all great buddies—having recently passed away, and now my oldest and closest friend, Aleko ...

“Fighting the Enemy”

Last week's suicide bombing in Manchester was the first Muslim terrorist attack on the West that didn"€™t make me angry or sad. I"€™m still haunted by and livid about Charlie ...

Kendall Jenner

I Apologize for This Column in Advance

WASHINGTON"€”I would like to apologize in advance for not apologizing when people demand an apology. Of course, when I don"€™t apologize, many people believe that my refusal ...

No Burritos For You!

I"€™m not a fan of Mexican food, for reasons which should be obvious. Although I hold Mexicans in the highest esteem as a proud and noble (if exceedingly short) people, they ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Improficent, Insufficient, and Inefficient Headlines STUDY: ONLY WIMPS SUPPORT SOCIALISM Conventional wisdom has always dictated that socialists tend to be weak, ...

Atala au tombeau, Girodet, 1808 - Musée du Louvre

The Butt of the Joke

You know you are getting old when even the judges look young; but another sign of aging is a failure to understand the humor of the young, a failure that on my part now goes back ...

Dinner With Spies

Although both guilt and innocence fascinate me, I’m not so sure there is such a thing as redemption. I know, it sounds very unchristian, but there you have it. For me, bad guys ...

CA Is Appropriate

Anthony Horowitz, author of the very successful Alex Rider books (teen novels about a schoolboy spy) and the excellent TV series Foyle's War, has landed himself in trouble. His ...

Mark Zuckerberg wax figure at Madame Tussaud's

Smartphone Slavery

President Mark Zuckerberg. Your lips better get used to mouthing that name. The King of Facebook has been traveling across the country, visiting quaint locals, quietly laying the ...

Stealth Jews

Last month, in a column titled "€œThe Left's Transracial Monster,"€ I wrote about the slow but steady acceptance among leftists of "€œtransracialism,"€ the idea that ...

The Myth of White Terrorism

Islam isn"€™t just preying on the weak. They"€™re preying on the weak-minded. On Monday night, Salman Abedi murdered 29 young Britons and their parents with a nail bomb. As is ...

Susan Sontag

Cool Detachment

I still haven"€™t memorized my cell phone number, or my husband's. I don"€™t remember the year my mother or father died, let alone the month and day. I can"€™t remember my ...

1 + 1 = You”€™re a Racist

Piper Harron is an unhappy-looking black woman whose mood would be greatly improved if white male math professors would just "€™fess up to their unearned privilege and quit ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Devastating, Irritating, and Isolating Headlines IS YOUR PUG A NAZI? Because racism is problematic"€”easily the most problematic problem on the planet"€”it is ...


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