Why does the establishment think that whenever something is amiss anywhere in the world, we need to scramble jets and fly in to fix it? There's a girl in Sudan who can't get treatment for a cut on her finger -- but they will treat the boy! Fire up the missiles! Naivete + hubris is a bad combination, like ignoring the label and mixing toilet drain cleaner and bleach. "But who cares about our country? Let's get back to Afghanistan!" For a thoughtful defense of Team America: World's Policeman, we turn to the journal of consensus liberal opinion, The Atlantic. Peter Wehner, a George W. Bush ...