The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dreadful, Fretful, and Regretful Headlines GAY-KILLING DUO GETS GAY-MARRIED IN PRISON It is perhaps darkly poetic that the "€œUK's first same-sex prison ...

Elton John

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The Week's Most Peerless, Fearless, and Cheerless Headlines SPRING BREAK 2015: MASS SHOOTING AT FLORIDA HOUSE PARTY The normally placid Gulf Coast town of Panama City Beach, FL, ...

Azealia Banks

The Week That Perished

The Week's Queerest, Dearest, and Severest Headlines BLACK FEMALE RAPPER: "€œI HATE FAT WHITE AMERICANS"€ The Harlem-born muff-diving female rapper named Azealia Banks has ...

Michelle Obama

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Kinetic, Splenetic, and Frenetic Headlines THE QUESTION THAT REFUSES TO DIE: DOES MICHELLE OBAMA LOOK LIKE AN APE? Racists, Republicans, Tea Partiers, ...

Nathan Bedford Forrest

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The Week's Most Dreadful, Fretful, and Regretful Headlines GAY ACTIVIST FAKES HIS OWN ABDUCTION Adam Hoover has been a vocal"€”or, if you prefer, shrill"€”gay-rights activist ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Vapid, Rabid, and Acrid Headlines TV ANCHOR SUSPENDED FOR SAYING "€œJIGABOO"€ The term "€œjigaboo"€"€”which Urban Dictionary describes as “the ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Resounding, Astounding, and Confounding Headlines THEIR KAMPF Despite the fact that they lost"€”and 70 years ago at that"€”it's hard to think of a vanquished ...

Shirley MacLaine

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ferocious, Atrocious, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Headlines MUSLIM ARTIST PAINTS "€œCOEXIST"€ MURAL, REPORTEDLY GETS BEATEN BY MUSLIMS The ...

Brian WIlliams

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ominous, Ponderous, and Neo-Communist Headlines LYIN"€™ BRIAN WILLIAMS NBC, famous for deliberately editing George Zimmerman's 911 call to create the false ...

Steven Spielberg

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Dismal, Abysmal, and Baptismal Headlines WHY YOU SHOULDN"€™T REFER TO PEOPLE OF COLOR AS "€œCOLORED PEOPLE"€ Grammatically, "€œcolored people"€ is ...

Billy Crystal

The Week That Perished

The Week's Snappiest, Scrappiest, and Crappiest Headlines SHOVING ALL THAT GAY STUFF IN OUR FACES AND DOWN OUR THROATS Two gay icons from the 1970s faced a heated gay backlash ...

George Soros

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Frustrating, Irritating, and Aggravating Headlines FRANCE MARCHES FOR FREE SPEECH, THEN ARRESTS DOZENS FOR SPEAKING On Sunday January 11, an estimated 3.7 ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Hateful, Fateful, and Ungrateful Headlines EXCEPT FOR THE SEVEN BILLION OF US WHO AREN"€™T CHARLIE HEBDO, WE ARE ALL CHARLIE HEBDO The news story that dominated ...

Lyndon B. Johnson

The Week That Perished

PIERCING LBJ's HALO Those who do not learn from history are doomed to watch stupid Hollywood movies about it. The film Selma, set for release on Friday, is said to be the first ...

Mayor Bill de Blasio

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Addictive, Predictive, and Vindictive Headlines NYPD TURNS ITS BACK ON THE MAYOR The New York Police Department and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio appear to be at ...

Geert Wilders

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The Week's Most Dubious, Salubrious, and Lugubrious Headlines THE DAY THE REDS SILENCED HOLLYWOOD On Friday the FBI announced that North Korean authorities were behind the ...


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