The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Urgent, Divergent, and Insurgent Headlines RAINBOW LACES, TRANSGENDER BAPTISMS, AND A BOY IN A GIRL SCOUT DRESS February is not only Black History Month, it is ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ruthless, Truthless, and Toothless Headlines OBAMA: "€œWE ARE ALL JEWS"€ Many Americans take President Barack Hussein Dolemite Obama at his word when he ...

Donald Trump

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Kinetic, Magnetic, and Epigenetic Headlines NATIONAL REVIEW POOPS ON TRUMP National Review magazine is a leading light of the American conservative movement ...

Al Sharpton

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Mysterious, Delirious, and Unserious Headlines AL SHARPTON COMPARES HOLLYWOOD TO THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS The Right Reverend Al Sharpton is a black man of God who used ...

Henriette Reker

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Specious, Facetious, and Diecious Headlines KEEPING MUSLIM RAPISTS AT ARM's LENGTH As Germans rang in the New Year, there were multiple reports of mob-style ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Feckless, Reckless, and Neckless Headlines THE FALSE EPIDEMIC OF RACIST POLICE SHOOTINGS Despite all the illiterate and innumerate yapping and yelping and ...

Hillary Clinton

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Bumptious, Scrumptious, and Presumptuous Headlines FEAR AND SCHLONGING ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL Donald Trump, who according to rumor is secretly planning to name our ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Antithetical, Heretical, and Asymmetrical Headlines ABUSING MUSLIMS IN PUBLIC Last week across this wonderful, bounteous, and sun-spackled land that we pretend ...

Angela Merkel

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Frumpy, Grumpy, and Trumpy Headlines TIME MAGAZINE’S MERKEL CIRCLE JERK TIME magazine has selected German Chancellor and part-time nude model Angela Merkel ...

Tyson Fury

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Barbarian, Contrarian, and Totalitarian Headlines NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP DEEMED A "€œBIGOT"€ A self-described Irish Gypsy named Tyson Fury became the ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Queasiest Headlines A SUDDEN SPURT OF WHITE STUDENT UNIONS From November 20-22, thirty-one separate groups representing college campus ...

Woodrow Wilson

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Grating, Race-Baiting, and Nauseating Headlines PURGING WOODROW WILSON FROM PRINCETON America’s black college students and their guilt-wracked white ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Atomic, Islamic, and Tragicomic Headlines UGLY MUSLIM WOMAN: "€˜I DON"€™T DATE WHITE MEN"€™ Last Friday evening in France, Islamic extremists"€”some of ...

Derrick Stafford and Norris Greenhouse, Jr.

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Ruthless, Truthless, and Toothless Headlines TWO BLACK LOUISIANA COPS CHARGED WITH MURDER IN SHOOTING DEATH OF SIX-YEAR-OLD WHITE BOY According to the Washington ...

Adolf Hitler

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Fascinating, Lacerating, and Exasperating Headlines KILLING BABY HITLER Simply because The New York Times was, is, and always will be the most respected and ...

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The Week That Perished

The Week's Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines BIBI ABSOLVES ADOLF Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who just so happens to be Jewish, sparked a thunderous outcry ...


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