The Week's Most Global, Immobile, and Ignoble Headlines DREAMING OF A WHITE PUMPKIN As the air grows cooler and the days grow shorter, we gather together this holiday season to ...
The Week's Most Spastic, Drastic, and Plastic Headlines BILL CLINTON’S FEMALE ACCUSERS GO BONKERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA While the bombshell news story over the weekend was the ...
The Week's Most Dysgenic, Unhygienic, and Inauthentic Headlines UNITED NATIONS: "STOP TRUMP" The United Nations is a wonderful organization that was built upon World War ...
The Week's Most Neurotic, Narcotic, and Sclerotic Headlines DON KING: “THE WHITE WOMAN” SHOULD VOTE FOR TRUMP Legendary boxing promoter Don King is known for his ...
The Week's Most Conspiratorial, Dictatorial, and Accusatorial Headlines MEXICAN NEWSPAPER: WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL A newspaper in that wondrously vibrant, spicy, technologically ...
The Week’s Most Pathetic, Splenetic, and Phrenetic Headlines HILLARY CLINTON: STILL NOT SICK In order to silence the endlessly paranoid conspiracy theories spawned like ...
The Week's Dinkiest, Stinkiest, and Kinkiest Headlines DONALD TRUMP's MEXICAN HOLIDAY Last week was probably the strongest one yet in Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, ...
The Week's Most Seductive, Instructive, and Counterproductive Headlines NIGEL FARAGE BOARDS THE TRUMP TRAIN Nigel “Mr. Brexit” Farage joined Donald “Our Lord ...
The Week's Most Haughty, Bawdy, and Tawdry Headlines GEORGE SOROS AND THE “NEW NORMAL” Multibillionaire currency manipulator and culture destroyer George Soros was ...
The Week's Scariest, Wariest, and Hairiest Headlines PERSONS OF COLOR SEEK ROOMMATE: WHITES NEED NOT APPLY The wondrous and clean-smelling progress we’ve made as a nation ...
The Week's Most Morose, Bellicose, and Grandiose Headlines CLINT EASTWOOD: "WE"RE REALLY IN A PUSSY GENERATION" In an interview with Esquire magazine, ...
The Week's Most Pugnacious, Rapacious, and Ungracious Headlines DNC IN PHILLY: WHITE PEOPLE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS Last week in the city where Mumia Abu-Jamal became a global ...
The Week's Most Spiteful, Frightful, and Inciteful Headlines CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS ON POLICE SHOOTINGS While America burns due to misguided rage inflamed by the myth that ...
The Week's Most Laborious, Inglorious, and Injurious Headlines PLAYING POKÃMON AT AUSCHWITZ Since its release on July 6, the addictive mobile phone game Pokémon Go has ...
The Week's Most Accidental, Occidental, and Detrimental Headlines IS DONALD TRUMP A JEW-HATIN’, JEW-BAITIN’, ANTI-SEMITIC MONSTER? Last weekend when Americans were ...
The Week's Sleaziest, Cheesiest, and Breeziest Headlines POST-BREXIT HATE EXPLOSION Just as the gentle and enlightened proponents of One World Government warned, England has ...
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