The Week’s Most Aggressive, Obsessive, and Oppressive Headlines VALERIE PLAME NAMES THE WRONG NAME As everyone knows, only some loser goofball anti-Semite would suggest ...
The Week’s Soggiest, Foggiest, and Groggiest Headlines STEVIE WONDER: CLIMATE DENIERS ARE BLIND Last Tuesday—undoubtedly guided onstage by his handlers—Grammy-winning ...
The Week’s Most Artificial, Superficial, and Prejudicial Headlines BEING TOUGH ON BORDERS (ELSEWHERE) Without borders there is no nation, which is why those who oppose American ...
The Week’s Most Cynical, Inimical, and Atypical Headlines KEITH OLBERMANN CONTINUES LOSING HIS MARBLES A long, long time ago in a country much unlike the USA in 2017, Keith ...
The Week’s Dippiest, Drippiest, and Yippiest Headlines ANTIFA V. BLACKS Antifa (pronounced “an-TEE-fa”) is a group of psychopathically self-righteous masked pussies who live ...
The Week’s Most Curious, Spurious, and Injurious Headlines “GOY, BYE!”: BANNON RESIGNS Seen by many as the Trump Administration’s gin-blossomed face of anti-globalist ...
The Week’s Most Historic, Euphoric, and Dysphoric Headlines IT’S OFFICIAL: DNC EMAILS WERE LEAKED, NOT HACKED With zero evidence but the sort of unblinking righteous fury ...
The Week’s Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines BALTIMORE TRIES TO MAKE MURDER ILLEGAL FOR ONE WEEKEND Two years ago, Baltimore’s mayor said she was giving rioters ...
The Week's Rowdiest, Dowdiest, and Cloudiest Headlines SPERM COUNTS PLUMMET ACROSS THE WEST It should come as no laughing matter to those who fret about the demographic decline ...
The Week's Flabbiest, Scabbiest, and Crabbiest Headlines MAYWEATHER & MCGREGOR MAKE HURTFUL AND INSENSITIVE COMMENTS TOWARD ONE ANOTHER On August 26, MMA superstar Conor ...
The Week's Most Nationalistic, Chauvinistic, and Voyeuristic Headlines TRUMP INVADES POLAND Poland is a proud nation in Eastern Europe which has endured endless invasions and ...
The Week's Most Nefarious, Precarious, and Hilarious Headlines MULTIPLE STATES RESIST FEDERAL INQUIRY INTO VOTER FRAUD Since every sane and patriotic American is a member of The ...
The Week's Most Delicious, Nutritious, and Seditious Headlines ONWARD AND N-WORD: SUPREME COURT RULES THAT "HATE SPEECH" IS PROTECTED Relax, America: It's time to start ...
The Week's Neediest, Greediest, and Seediest Headlines SAY "TRANNY" IN CANADA, GO TO JAIL The nation of Canada huddles jealously north of the USA and has all the ...
The Week's Leakiest, Sneakiest, and Creakiest Headlines A DELUSIONAL LOSER NAMED REALITY WINNER Yes, her real name is Reality Leigh Winner. Her parents named her that and are ...
The Week's Most Belated, Overrated, and Decapitated Headlines BEHEADING KATHY GRIFFIN Kathy Griffin is a post-menopausal comedienne with the face of a brontosaurus who was ...
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