Abortion is Soooooo 90s!

When a child is having a temper tantrum, you have to be very careful what you say. Even a gently concerned "€œWhat's wrong?"€ can send them on a whole new tirade. The same goes with discussing abortion. If you approach ...

Why Is Suicide Becoming So Trendy?

For anyone who takes cheer in the idea that all this “progress” we’ve been making the past generation has led to increased happiness, think again: The nation’s suicide rate has spiked nearly 30% over the past 20 ...

Red Tails and Tall Tales

One would be hard-pressed to name a city in America without a Holocaust memorial, though it’s difficult to understand why this entirely European tragedy must be constantly mentioned in the United States. One would be ...

The Radicalization of Black America

Following last week’s somewhat nostalgic column, several of my younger readers reached out to me expressing surprise over my positive recollections of attending majority-black L.A. public schools in the late 1970s and ...

Pussy Riot

Russia’s Wretched Defilers

Western analysis of the stunt pulled in Moscow by the cretins known as Pussy Riot cannot convey the visceral rage their act has elicited from the typical Russian. I don’t mean the typical Russian of central Moscow ...

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham’s Hot Air Music

Young Lena Dunham, the most talked-about writer of her generation, is finally about to publish something like a book. Oh, goody. Prior to Not That Kind of Girl, an autobiographical advice book, her writing has comprised an ...

Joe Biden

The Week That Perished

They must be making some Grade-A meth up there in South Dakota these ...

Gay Marriage Sucks!

The recent decision by the California Supreme Court overturning a ban on gay marriage has, once again, thrust this issue into the malestrom of political debate, and, simultaneously, revived the sagging fortunes of groups on ...

Portrait of a Man, Said to be Christopher Columbus

No Forgiveness for 1492

Canada is currently undergoing the same orgy of antiwhite fear and loathing as the United States, although, due to the lack of blacks in Canadian history, it’s rationalized as justified by white mistreatment of ...

Trolling the Fash-Bashers

I’d reckon that if you had to undergo four different above-the-neck surgeries on the same morning, you’d probably lie low for the next week, recover, and take all your pain medication while watching TV. But I’m not ...

Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia

No Peace in the Uncanny Valley

Star Wars makes you stupid. Star Trek makes you smart. Yes, both fandoms pursue cosplay, compulsive crap collection, and other life-wasters. But whereas Star Wars is a masturbatory end-in-itself, some Trekkers have at ...

Have We Lost Our Temperance?

In one of the Platonic dialogues, the Charmides, the subject is the nature of temperance. No final definition is arrived at, but that does not mean that the word has no meaning or that temperance therefore ceases to be a ...

José Alberto

Quarterly Potpourri

Tightwad corner. If, like me, you never learned to touch-type; and if, also like me, you work your laptop to death; and if, like mine, your machine is a cheapo model; then you have watched with dismay as the letters get ...

Katy Perry

Twisted Sisters

So TCM ran The Nun's Story again, and I watched it again, and cried again. Which isn"€™t that big a deal because I cry at pretty much every movie, and by "€œpretty much every movie,"€ I mean Galaxy Quest. Since ...

Chatfield, MN

Reality Check

Back in May 2013, it dawned on me that, crazy as it sounded in those more innocent times, the Establishment was gearing up to make transgenderism into the next big thing. Lately, my Spidey sense for zeitgeist trends has ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Slimiest, Grimiest, and Hymiest Headlines MICHAEL MOORE: STILL WHITE, ANGRY, AND FAT Michael Moore is the most successful white lesbian documentarian of all time. He is also the most obese filmmaker in ...

Cultural Stereotypes All Good People Need to Avoid

As everyone who knows the difference between good and evil knows, racism is evil and it’s good to beat racists until their brains bleed out of their ears. What a wide, winsome, wispy, wonderful, beautiful, benevolent, ...

Charles Darwin

Do Peas Have Souls?

A concerned reader sent me a link to this video in which, he said, my name was taken in vain. Yes, I know, it’s an irritating imposition on readers to open a column by linking to a 31-minute video clip. I’ll be ...

Reading the Tea Leaves

Why is it so hard to predict the future? For example, why didn’t the Biden Administration guess that few soldiers of the now-defunct Afghan National Army would feel like risking becoming the last Afghan to die for the ...

Trump: Too Much Like Hitler to Be “Hitler”

Can you imagine if Donald Trump had done even half the things regarding immigration that he promised during the election? Imagine if he’d built a wall, or ended chain migration, or axed birthright citizenship, or if ...

We”€™ve Got the Biggest Balls of Them All

I"€™m headed to Deploraball tonight! It's a gala event where Trump supporters will be dressed to the nines while calmly drinking and dancing together at a venue they paid for with their own money. Women, who are sick of ...

The Illusion of Government

In a paroxysm of patriotic musing, I reflected that Washington is an insular, incestuous, inward-looking city, chiefly interested in itself, so politically inbred as to be in danger of hemophilia, out of touch with reality, ...

Brussels bombing suspects captured on CCTV. (Wikimedia Commons)

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Inscrutable, Unsuitable, and Irrefutable Headlines THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS ISLAMOPHOBIA The deadliest terrorist attacks in Belgian history occurred last Tuesday morning in Brussels"€”the home ...


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