The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Defamatory, Inflammatory, and Confirmatory Headlines IS FRANCE BURNING? One needed the sentience of a rock to be able to ignore the deep symbolism behind the specter of the Notre Dame Cathedral burning ...

Bernie Madoff

How to Think Trump

NEW YORK"€”I don"€™t wanna say Donald Trump has contempt for established rules, but he's planning his third term. This is a boon for the media, though, because at least once a day the Trump press corps gets to say, You ...

Goodbye, Cows

GSTAAD—It is not exactly a stop all the clocks occasion, let alone cut off the telephones, but I’ve finally come to a decision: My looking-at-cows time is over. I am going to leave good old Helvetia and find something ...

Notes of a Fed-Up Southerner

Coming up as I did a Southern boy, usually barefoot, lots of times with a cane pole and a string of bream I caught in Machodoc Creek, and other signs of higher civilization, I believe I could get tired of Northerners ...

Grozny

Chechens Coming Here to Roost

Over the last few days, as I watched both the homicidal antics of the Boston Bomb Brothers and the characteristically competent Tom Cruise science-fiction movie Oblivion, I was reminded that one of the least expected ...

The Brutality of the Resistance

In times of war, neutrality is rarely rewarded. And if you’re a citizen of a country smack in the middle of a war, it can often be dangerous. A little-known fact about World War II is that, in the nations occupied by ...

Whose Country Is it, Anyway?

During the Olympics"€™ opening ceremony last week, the lady on the TV described the United Kingdom as "€œfour countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland."€ Soon after, every country in the world ...

Better Left Unsaid

Future historians, if there are any, will look on our epoch as one of bad temper. The ease with which people are provoked to the expression of outrage suggests that it has a very important function in our mental life, if ...

Fremont Street, Las Vegas

Vegas Knows What to Do With a High Roller

PALM BEACH, Fla."€”Hunter S. Thompson used to mail me giant photos of objects being blown to smithereens with dynamite or flung from some kind of skeet contraption so they could be exploded midair, and in most cases he ...

Hillary Clinton

The Week That Perished

The Week's Weakest, Bleakest, and Meekest Headlines THE SAN FRANCISCO DREADLOCK INCIDENT A sterling example of leftist auto-cannibalism comes to us this week from the Cesar Chavez Student Center at San Francisco State ...

Coming to America

The sudden crossing of the Rio Grande river at Del Rio, Texas, by 15,000 Haitians is a reminder that the most prophetic novel of the last half century was the late Jean Raspail’s 1973 book The Camp of the Saints about a ...

The Beltway Conspiracy to Break Trump

At Mar-a-Lago this weekend President Donald Trump was filled “with fury” says The Washington Post, “mad—steaming, raging, mad.” Early Saturday the fuming president exploded with this tweet: ...

Harvey Weinstein

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Craggiest, Shaggiest, and Faggiest Headlines HARVEY WEINSTEIN TAKES A SHOWER Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, whose big ugly brick of a head looks as if it was sloppily sculpted out of chopped liver, is the ...

Nancy Pelosi

The Transcript We Really Want to See

The transcript of President Trump's phone call with Ukrainian President Zelensky is yet another illustration of the rule: Never ask a question you don't know the answer to. But on the basis of one drama queen's ...

F22 Raptor

An Inside Look at the Defense Industry

In early 2035, the thirty-fourth year of the war against al-Qaeda, the Pentagon issued a White Paper saying that the F22 Raptor, the front-line fighter plane of the United States, was nearing the end of its useful life and ...

Meet the Techintern

I heard the word "€œTechintern"€ for the first time the other day. It's not exactly current. A Google search for the word brought up 17,000 results, all of which, for as long as I could be bothered to browse, related ...

Activists for a Stupider Tomorrow

Arizona State University, perennial favorite for "€œnation's least prestigious school,"€ is showing America why: students can now earn extra credit in a Women and Gender Studies class for being female and not shaving ...

Massive Ordnance Air Burst

The Week That Perished

The Week's Snappiest, Crappiest, and Unhappiest Headlines "€œMOTHER OF ALL BOMBS"€ ACCUSED OF SEXISM Fulfilling Donald Trump's campaign promise to "€œbomb the shit out of"€ ISIS, US forces dropped an 11-ton ...

Our Culture of Lying

“There is a great deal of a ruin in a nation,” replied Adam Smith to a friend who lamented that General Burgoyne’s defeat by the American rebels at 1777’s Battle of Saratoga had ruined Great Britain. And the United ...

Afghanistan, Then and Now

With America's 16-year-old war in Afghanistan back in the news as Defense Secretary James Mattis hints that he"€™ll be sending in perhaps 4,000 more U.S. troops, Brad Pitt's new movie on Netflix, War Machine, could be of ...

Andrew Yang

Andrew Yang and the Post-Nationalist Future

The internet underworld that famously boosted Trump in 2016 appears to be unified for the first time since. This time everyone from the meme-makers of 4chan, to the “America First” crowd, to explicit white nationalists ...

The One-Party State

In modern Anglo democracies, no more than one national election in ten offers a choice between fundamentally contrasting policies. I have never been eligible to cast a vote in such an election. The last US presidential ...

The Chinese Advantage

Which nation will own the 21st century? The leading candidates are the USA and China. Few people would admit any others into the competition, but I’d be a tad more careful. History takes some odd turns. Who in the ...

Richard Blanco

One World, One Song

Inauguration Day is a grand national spectacle, seen by the whole world! The nation puts forward its best! State-of-the-art security, troops marching in perfect formation, the very latest in ladies’ fashions, ...


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