Cardinal Peter Turkson

Praying for a Black Pope

Let us pray that the next pope is a black man. Better still, let it be a black African born and bred in the heart of the Dark Continent near the source of one of those massive snake-like rivers. The less contaminated the ...

Affirmative Action for Men Who Can’t Get Laid

According to authorities, 20-year-old Armando Hernandez, Jr. walked into a shopping center in Glendale, AZ last Thursday and started randomly firing his semi-automatic rifle at people because he suffered from the “feeling ...

The Triumph of the Trivial

Recently I gave evidence in a tragic case in which a young man died whose life might have been saved if only the doctors had thought of the right diagnosis. It was not an easy case, and the doctors who missed the diagnosis ...

King Juan Carlos of Spain

Euthanasia Without Discrimination

The temper of the times is often revealed by small details in newspapers, and that is why (I tell myself) I still read them, though it is common wisdom that they are on the path to extinction, as dinosaurs were after the ...

Don”€™t Tread on Metal

Every subculture must now be corralled into a wholly owned subsidiary of what's euphemistically called "€œsocial justice."€ Little did you know that even heavy metal was in dire need of progressive jihad, led by ...

The Little Bomb That Couldn”€™t

BREAKING NEWS!!!"€”A bomb may...or may not...have gone off near a Colorado Springs office of the NAACP last week, and it may...or may not...have been a hate crime. I"€™ll provide further details as they come in. The ...

The Week That Perished

Homosexuals pounced upon the word "€œgay"€ decades ago and seized it as their own, gradually changing its meaning from "€œhappy"€ and "€œcarefree"€ toward something that now denotes "€œangry"€ and ...

Susan Cabot

The Wasp Woman’s Weapon Was a Wasp Waist

NEW YORK—I walked down 8th Street yesterday, past the jumble of little secondhand shops and shoe stores and stand-up lunch counters and trendy bodegas, looking for the place where Susan Cabot was discovered. It was a club ...

Make Your Own Damned Lunch

There’s currently a guilt-inducing ad campaign on the NYC subway featuring a large cup of coffee next to rows and rows of sandwiches: “For the price of one latte,” it says, “you could provide 25 school lunches.” ...

Shrek

The Week That Perished

The Week's Dingiest, Stingiest, and Cringiest Headlines CANADIAN TRANNY SHRIEKS AT “SHREK” If you’re a young “transgender man” in Canada who’s hoping to have a nice evening out with your ...

Love: Still Not Colorblind

Has the gender gap in interracial relationships changed over the decades?  As an urbanite in the 1980s and 1990s in LA and Chicago, it was hard not to notice trends among interracial couples. Black/white couples typically ...

Let Your Freak Flag Die

"€œMEDIA CREATED THE HIPPIE WITH YOUR HUNGRY CONSENT"€ On Oct. 6, 1967, Haight-Ashbury's countercultural equivalent to a neighborhood "€œbusiness association"€"€”the San Francisco Oracle, Ron Thelin's ...

In Defense of Libertarian Brutalism

“[L]ibertarians can generally be divided into two camps: humanitarians and brutalists.” That’s Jeffrey A. Tucker’s provocative proposition in a widely discussed new article in The ...

A Tailgate Under the Hanging Tree

"€œDa news!"€ yells a 70-year-old man at the bar around the corner from my office. Then he harrumphs and adds, "€œYeah, I LOVE watching da news."€ His friend the bartender nods in agreement and replies, "€œFuck ...

Where’s the “Safe Space” for Christians?

One of the most annoying terms in the progressive lexicon"€”right up there with “rape culture,” “social construct,” and “problematic”"€”is “safe spaces.” As far as I can ...

Deaths of Despair

In 2017, 158,000 Americans died from what we call deaths of despair: suicide, overdoses, and alcoholic liver disease and cirrhosis. This is the equivalent of three full 737 MAXs falling out of the sky every day, with no ...

Lech Walesa

Lech Walesa’s Polish Sausage Fest

Lech Walesa, the burly and walrus-faced former union organizer and president of Poland, inflamed the world of flaming homosexuals and their enablers with comments he made Friday evening on a Polish television station. If ...

An Evil Virus Called Populism

What is the difference between a "€œpeople's uprising"€ and "€œdangerous populism"€? As far as I can tell from trawling the media's usage of these terms, a "€œpeople's uprising"€ is often violent, but it ...

Frank Sinatra

The Italian Invasion of American Culture

Ever since Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan, the D-Day landings in northern France have increasingly come to stand in for all of the American experience in World War II. That’s understandable but ...

Gustav Metzger

The Hitler of Gibsons

Steeltown was headbanger heaven. Heavy metal devotees stomped the streets of my hometown in their mustard-yellow Kodiak boots, fingering their long, ratty hair behind their ears exactly like Wayne Campbell, the jackets of ...

Milos Yiannopoulos

The War on Free Speech 2017

"€œThe guy has freedom of speech but to fund him & give him a platform tells me a LOT about @simonschuster YUCK AND BOO AND GROSS,"€ declared Sarah Silverman when she discovered Milo Yiannopoulos had just closed a ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Nefarious, Precarious, and Hilarious Headlines MULTIPLE STATES RESIST FEDERAL INQUIRY INTO VOTER FRAUD Since every sane and patriotic American is a member of The Resistance, we all know that scientific ...

Donald Trump

The Trump Review

Being a Wednesday-morning columnist is a good gig, except the day after Election Day when nobody will be interested in whatever statistics I’d researched on Monday. So, having no clue how the voting turned out yesterday, ...


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