Mahamadou Issoufou

When Eggheads Go Sour

Recently I read an interview with the President of Niger, the francophone country to the north of Nigeria, about Boko Haram, the Islamist group that kidnapped more than 200 Nigerian girls and threatened to sell them into ...

Intro to Megaphonics

Last week, in the wake of the grand jury's decision in Ferguson and the ensuing night of undocumented shoppers, I was planning to write the definitive essay on why the engineers of conventional wisdom"€”the holders of the ...

97 Acres and a Mulignan

One thing I will grant American blacks: Despite the overwhelming historical evidence to the contrary, they still seem to believe that white people are their biggest threat and that if blacks were simply to separate from ...

Gary Oldman

The Greatest Actor of His Generation

"€œThis is just like a Hollywood awards show, but with fewer Jews."€ You"€™d be forgiven for assuming that's another excerpt from actor Gary Oldman's forthcoming Playboy magazine interview, since we"€™ve been ...

Notre Dame

The Embers of History

Last week’s fire in the world’s most famous Gothic cathedral, Notre-Dame de Paris, reminds us of the increasingly awkward political issue posed by the immense achievements of the European past. In the current year, ...

Is Allah an LGBT Ally?

During homo-slaughtering Islamist gunman Omar Mateen’s rainbow bloodbath at Orlando’s Pulse nightclub on June 12, he reportedly called 911 to pledge his support to ISIS. In appreciation, an ...

Napoleon Dynamite

My lifetime engagement with the pharmaceutical industry has been minimal. This, I know and regret, is un-American. Every red-blooded native-born citizen of this republic is an amateur pharmacologist. He can tell you the ...

Occam’s Butter Knife

In contrast to Angela Saini’s acclaimed but dismal 2019 work of science denialism, Superior: The Return of Race Science, Adam Rutherford’s 2020 book How to Argue With a Racist: History, Science, Race and Reality ...

Randy

The 12-Step Plan to Restore American Machismo

While getting drunk last night, I noticed a young man had plonked his sports bottle down on the bar like it was a gun and we were in the Wild West. I asked him what the fuck was up with that, and he explained he"€™d ...

Lord Cromer

The Folly of Liberal Imperialism

When, half an eternity ago, I was a small boy who collected stamps, I was very favorably disposed toward King Farouk. I noticed that Egyptian stamps were never the same in taste or quality after his overthrow, and in those ...

Official Presidential portrait of Thomas Jefferson by Rembrandt Peale, 1800

Was Thomas Jefferson on the Duke Lacrosse Team?

While tearing down everything that's great about our country, the left has always permitted us to celebrate patriotic holidays. But this year, on the week that we commemorate the unveiling of the Declaration of ...

Darren Young

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Scurrilous, Querulous, and Perilous Headlines SPORTS: WHERE POLE VAULTING MEETS POLE SMOKING Simply because the issue of whether or not an athlete enjoys the taste and texture of genitals similar to ...

From Scopes to Snopes

Being a conservative who knows and loves film, music, books, TV, and other facets of culture (pop and otherwise) can be brutal. I"€™m not just talking about the "€œI don"€™t own a TV"€ bumpkins on our side ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Swankest, Rankest, and Blankest Headlines IT’S OFFICIAL: THE CHINKS RULE AMERICA The NBA is composed of about 450 extremely tall men, most of them black—not that this matters, unless you’re some sort of ...

Piketty’s Garden of Envy

Resentment is the one emotion that can last a lifetime and will never let you down. All other emotions are fleeting and unreliable by comparison. I have tried hating someone for years, but found it impossible: hatred fades ...

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Frightening, Enlightening, and Whitening Headlines CANADIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALLY CONDEMNS "€œISLAMOPHOBIA"€ Canada is a nation that hates America because America is much more famous than Canada. Its ...

Marilyn Monroe

Wrath of the Rotund

Months ago a portly news anchor in Wisconsin, where people literally dress in cheese hats, was the cause of near hysteria. Evidently some fellow sent an email daring to mention that he found her less than appealing. She ...

The Bubbafly Effect

Growing up in L.A. in the late "€™60s and early "€™70s, I certainly had my fill of hippies (and then some). And I have to say, the hippies of that time weren"€™t all bad. Slovenly, spoiled, self-righteous, sure. But ...

Bill Kristol

The Week That Perished

The Week's Most Homicidal, Suicidal, and Genocidal Headlines BILL KRISTOL CALLS FOR WHITE WORKING CLASS TO BE REPLACED Bill Kristol is a pot-bellied garden gnome with a simperingly effeminate vocal inflection whose father ...

A Woman Should Vote With Her Husband

This election is going to have unprecedented political infidelity. A good 20 percent of husbands for Trump predict their wife won"€™t vote with them. This is wrong for a number of reasons but the biggie is, a family is ...

Aryan Psycho Killers and Me

The horrific mass shooting in a Charleston church is bringing out the best in all of us. I might be using the word "€œbest"€ incorrectly. Left-wing pundits are blaming conservatives and white people in general. ...

George Takei

Mr. Sulu v. Uncle Tom

I’ve never seen a Star Trek movie and I"€™ve only seen one episode of the original TV series"€”the one with the Tribbles. Otherwise, the evidence leads me to suspect that subliminal messages littered throughout ...

The Impotent Eagle

Soon after Barack Obama's November 20th amnesty announcement, I was having an e-discussion about it with a friend, a legal scholar. The precise topic of the discussion was the Los Angeles Times op-ed on citizenship by ...

First They Threw Milkshakes

In the grand tradition of primates tossing feces at perceived rivals, leftists in the UK have lately taken to throwing milkshakes at right-leaning figures they hyperbolically refer to as fascists. And as with the ...


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