Come and Get Me, You Fairies!

Normally I wouldn"€™t subject you to two columns in a row about Canadian goings-on, but I see my new topic has already been deemed worthy of attention here, at "€œThe Week That Perished."€ "€œCanada Proposes ...

The Future is Trump

Americans have been to the polls. Everything is over but the shouting — by the loser, that is: honest Hil. I predicted that the best Trump could have hoped for was winning the popular vote but losing the Electoral College ...

From Dreamland to Nightmareland

With the CDC estimating last month that drug overdose deaths rose over 30 percent in the first twelve months of the pandemic to nearly 100,000, Sam Quinones’ outstanding new sequel to his award-winning 2015 book ...

Escaping America’s Youf

American has a "€œyouth"€ problem or, as sometimes put, a problem with “youfs” or “teens” or even “thugs.” Most people correctly understand this as underclass black teenagers (of ...

The Case for Natural Stupidity

All of us by now, with the possible exception of some Sentinelese Islanders, are acquainted with the notion of Artifical Intelligence (AI). Most of us have read the news stories about how some alarming proportion of ...

Bill and Hillary Clinton

Sexual Politics

Late last week, the respectable media was shocked, shocked to discover that Donald Trump is a horndog of almost the same caliber as his golf buddy Bill Clinton. One advantage of being old is that current events become more ...

Canadian Poutine

Canada’s 150th From A to Zed

Canada turns 150 this weekend, which is weird because it's only 37. The left is trying to make this aboot "€œa celebration of indigenous genocide"€ because they"€™re party poopers, but the best way to deal with ...

Bubba Smollett, Jussie Wallace

The years of antiwhite hate hysteria over nooses supposedly being planted by white racists to terrorize blacks will eventually induce some white guy to actually do it. But, judging by what we know so far about the latest ...

Eagles of Death Metal

Taking Back Our Country From the PC Police

Our interview with Jesse Hughes from Eagles of Death Metal blew up the Internet this week. I"€™ve appeared on Greg Gutfeld's show as well as Red Eye, Dana, The Buck Sexton Show, and even Alex Jones"€™ Infowars. ...

Those Pesky Statistics

I once gave a talk in New Zealand in which I said that, thanks to the inefficiency of the police and the leniency of the courts in Britain, a burglar spent on average three days in prison; in which case the question was not ...

Out of Step With the World

We all, I suppose, live in a tiny world of our own construction, whose size and character depends upon what interests us. I realized the other day just how peculiar my own little world is, statistically speaking, when I saw ...

Joan Rivers

From Joan to Donald

"€œI lost my whole family in Auschwitz. Seriously: I waited in the gift shop for hours…"€ "€”Joan Rivers Taki's particularly hydrophobic commenters will greet with disbelief the news that, as it turns out, ...

Kate Smith

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Perverted, Diverted, and Disconcerted Headlines SPORTS TEAMS BAN KATE SMITH FOR “PICKANINNY” AND “DARKIES” SONGS Kate Smith was a fat white woman beloved for decades by Americans for her ...

I Get No Kick From Women’s Soccer

I happened to be in Paris when the final of the women’s World Cup (soccer) was played. Our little local restaurant, owned and run by Berbers, had a screen that relayed it, more or less inescapably, to the customers. I am ...

The Wisdom of Dan Quayle

The most overlooked cause of the economic crash of ten years ago this Saturday is modern America’s most sacred value, diversity. As far as I can tell, the now-sacred cliché that “Diversity is our strength” traces ...

Kauai, Hawaii

Obama the Musical

I"€™m writing this a day before the midterm elections and you"€™re reading it at least a day after, so I"€™ll focus upon a continuing feature of the political landscape: Barack Obama. No doubt the results of the ...

The Hidden Dangers of Strategically Placed Watermelons

I hope I don’t offend anyone by saying that people are sensitive these days. Like a hypersensitive black gay snail, Vester Flanagan II left behind a slimy trail of perceived grievances, slights, and microaggressions ...

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“€˜Free”€™ Camille Paglia!

Empire waist floral baby doll dress, worn over black cycling shorts? Check. Doc Martens (or cheap reasonable facsimile)? Check. Pink rape whistle and bowling ball bag purse? Check. What else might you discover among a ...

Justo Rufino Barrios

From Sir, With Love

Everyone loves a tyrant, provided he is far enough away or long enough ago. Tyrants are much more interesting than so-called democratic politicians, especially nowadays, when so many of the latter have done nothing with ...

Diary of an Expatriate Ice Person

It's a good thing I"€™m going senile, because I can"€™t remember a winter worse than this one. I guess I"€™ve been through harsher winters back in the mid-1960s up North when I dimly remember snow shoveled higher than ...

Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks Isn”€™t Funny

I call "€œfalse advertising"€ on the Washingtonian. Its July 24 piece by Benjamin Freed promises that we"€™ll "€œMeet the Guy Who's Protesting a Maryland Theater's Production of The Producers."€ But it ...

A Miasma of Untruth

Those who irritate us and give us grounds for righteous indignation are our secret benefactors, for there are few states of mind more gratifying than that of righteous indignation. And therefore, in a certain way, I should ...

Ta-Nehisi Coates

Bernie vs. Ta-Nehisi

The Democratic 2020 race is shaping up into a battle between Bernie Sanders’ new Old Left and those candidates, such as Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Julian Castro, who pay respectful lip service to Ta-Nehisi ...

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

Somebody Else’s Babies

Last week, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan declared Baby War on Europe. Apparently, 2.5 million Turks currently living in Europe have dual citizenship and are able to vote in Turkey's upcoming referendum about ...


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